Another late night shopping spree

[A Desert Rose]

yes my lap........

I walked right into that one, now didn't I?

LMAO... you so funny honey!

We would love to see you using your toys.

Oh we would, would we?
Do you have a Texan accent? If you ask with that honey-sweet Texan accent, maybe... I love a man with a true Texan accent...

 

[Desdemona]

Oh we would, would we?
Do you have a Texan accent? If you ask with that honey-sweet Texan accent, maybe... I love a man with a true Texan accent... [/B]

lol You are such a hussy.

 

[A Desert Rose]

lol You are such a hussy.

Takes one to know one, babydoll.

Like my new AV? WD's idea. Now I will have to do the bellydance thing...
LOL

 

[Desdemona]

Takes one to know one, babydoll.

Like my new AV? WD's idea. Now I will have to do the bellydance thing...
LOL

OMG!!!! You know I love it! Hey babe, we'll dance together.

WD, that was a av great idea!

 

[silver_inari]

It is payday again and time for another late night shopping spree at my local adult toy store.

Partly, this was a neccessity. I have now lost the same vibrator, somewhere in my house, not once but twice. After a long question and answer period with my dear friend, DVS who made a very valient effort to help me figure out where I could have lost this thing... I gave up.

It's really a nothing vibrator... a little $10 thing but I have grown attached to it and have purchased it 3 times now. I know that after I wash it, I put it somewhere "really smart" and then forget where that smart place is. One day, I will be going through a bag of my crocheting or my knitting and eureka! there one of those lost vibs will be... I just know it.

But before I left for the store, I mentioned to Des that I wanted to buy one of those butterfly things. She said that I should find a Venus Penis. She said that Shadowsdream mentioned this thing a while back and that Des loves hers. And she said it had an "added bonus." That, of course sent us on our own "But wait!!! There's more" routine. Kinda like instead of Ron Popiel's Pocket Fisherman, it would be his pocket rocket with free ginzo knives.

Des didn't remember that this is a pricey little gadget... $50. But this is way cool because it's a wireless remote control!!! With a range of like 20 feet or so the sales girl told me.

I will take a pic and post it later tonight. This might be the best investment I've made in some time. I know a gentleman or 2 who might very well think so.

You probably put it somewhere safe, so you wouldnt forget where you put it.

Yeah, I have to replace mine too. You know, you would be surprised what a dog will decide to chew on. *long suffering sigh*

I second the whole wireless remote thing. I think the next one I buy will be wireless. Just easier to deal with I imagine.

 

[silver_inari]

Takes one to know one, babydoll.

Like my new AV? WD's idea. Now I will have to do the bellydance thing...
LOL

I take tribal dance lessons...give it a shot, it is way fun.

 

[Aeroil]

I should really stop reading this thread it's making me sooo jealous lol. Wireless ones are also useful for dom/mes, leaving it in their sub and turning it on at random intervals during the day. hehehe, sounds like so much fun to me . Aw damn now I've made myself want one even more.

 

[DVS]

I should really stop reading this thread it's making me sooo jealous lol. Wireless ones are also useful for dom/mes, leaving it in their sub and turning it on at random intervals during the day. hehehe, sounds like so much fun to me . Aw damn now I've made myself want one even more.

You know, the whole wireless idea for me is:
No wires to mess with, for one, which should make the thing last longer. In the heat of the moment, those wires do get in the way, and will eventually break. Less wires = more of that nasty fun.

And, speaking of that nasty fun, I visualize ADR with her hands bound...maybe behind her back, but in a way so she can't touch, to remove or enhance the dildo in any way. She's completely in my control.

I'm the one with the remote and because the dildo is either in her pussy or her ass, she reacts when I press the controls, in essence becoming a part of the dildo. So, she's my little quivering play thing, just waiting to see what I'm going to do with her.

And, the wireless part makes it that much better, because I can probably be anywhere in the room, and press the buttons. It's entirely possible I could be in another room and still have the remote's signal be strong enough to work.

My clue that is was working would be her whimering and moaning reverberating in the other room. Yes, we men love our electronic devices. And, a wireless remote is one of those things that I can't get enough of.

If we were to go out to dinner, and that thing was shoved up inside her, I'd have lots of fun. When the waiter came to take our order, I'd have fun pressing the button I kept in my jacket pocket.

The waiter would ask her what she wanted to eat and her voice would quiver as she tried to order. Or, maybe I would order for her, and she would try her best to stay silent, against the quiet vibrations of the dildo inside her.

I could think of many different scenarios that would surely drive her close to insane with lust before the evening was over.

And, when we were finally turning into the drive, and she knew it would only be a matter of time, she'd be so wet, it'd be running down her legs. Mentally and physically, she'd be just where I wanted her.

Yep, I love those little remote control devices.

 

[Aeroil]

hehehe, if you were a domme DVS that would have been a really hot post. lol

 

[DVS]

hehehe, if you were a domme DVS that would have been a really hot post. lol

Ah, come on. You know you did the reverse gender thing. Fess up! There are remote control inserables that fit up your ass, too. some vibrate, some twist and turn and some even shock you. Shit, some do all three!

Think of a domme sitting there with you, in a nice quiet resturant. That evil grin on her face as the waitress is walking over to your table...

EDITED to add...

She says to you... "Honey, why don't you order for us both." What she doesn't say, and what you both know is, she will be pressing those buttons while you try to order. It could be such a fun evening. For you, for her, for the waitress, and maybe even for a couple of tables close by.

 

[Aeroil]

eh? no not really, I was considering going to the stories in a little while though. And I'm actually a little scared by electroplay so I doubt I'd be fantasizing about that. Although the second version of your little post did sound like a lot of fun . You should totally write domme stories lol. and on a side note it's semester change so I have 11 days off! yay.

 

[Desdemona]

I take tribal dance lessons...give it a shot, it is way fun.

You just said a mouthful. I love it!

 

[lorddragonwolf]

I walked right into that one, now didn't I?

LMAO... you so funny honey!




.

yes you did

 

[A Desert Rose]

You know, I'm so glad you are back and it was nice to see Bright Flower post the other day, too. I've missed seeing you both around.

 

[A Desert Rose]

I take tribal dance lessons...give it a shot, it is way fun.

You know... I'm so uncoordinated it's funny. You should see me do simple jumping jacks.


Oh... on second thought, no.

 

[lorddragonwolf]

You know... I'm so uncoordinated it's funny. You should see me do simple jumping jacks.


Oh... on second thought, no.

you now how tempting it is to come to you and make you do those jumping jacks.


by the way tag your it.

 

[lorddragonwolf]

morning desert

 

[Desdemona]

This one's for you ADR. (hint, if you follow the link at the bottom of the page, you'll find more silliness). heh

http://www.blueshado.com/buyingafakeweenie.shtml

 

[A Desert Rose]

This one's for you ADR. (hint, if you follow the link at the bottom of the page, you'll find more silliness). heh

http://www.blueshado.com/buyingafakeweenie.shtml

I came here to post an update and saw this...

I missed it the first time 'round and damn, Dolly... that is funnnnnnnny!!!!

DVS guess what? I found one of the 2 vibrators I lost. And I'm not telling where but it wasn't in my crocheting... or even in my house for that matter.

 

[Aeroil]

did your dog bury it in the backyard?

 

[DVS]

I came here to post an update and saw this...

I missed it the first time 'round and damn, Dolly... that is funnnnnnnny!!!!

DVS guess what? I found one of the 2 vibrators I lost. And I'm not telling where but it wasn't in my crocheting... or even in my house for that matter.

OK, where'd you find it? You can tell me. I won't tell a sole. Nobody. I'm good at keeping secrets. like I said. A steal trap.

 

[Aeroil]

you won't tell a sole will you? but why deprive only the shoes of the location?

 

[DVS]

you won't tell a sole will you? but why deprive only the shoes of the location?

OK, wise ass. I won't tell a soul, either

 

[Desdemona]

I came here to post an update and saw this...

I missed it the first time 'round and damn, Dolly... that is funnnnnnnny!!!!

DVS guess what? I found one of the 2 vibrators I lost. And I'm not telling where but it wasn't in my crocheting... or even in my house for that matter.

Glad you liked it. I'm looking forward to hearing the story of where you found that vibe. I'm sure I'll be entertained. LOL

 

[DVS]

Well everyond please take note of the large initials...DVS in ADR's post. I'm really that big. You submissives only have to bend over to find out.