Another Newbie Here:)

[sundance33]

Whatever youre offering Bama...im not a greedy man

 

[sundance33]

Good morning my fav pervs

 

[RadicalFlower]

VERY NICE pics sundance...you have a great smile...

And a wonderfull voice .. keep up the good work..

Lonestar-amazed...my fav song

And i like the 69 ... It is at a better angle to Go deep .

hi there Bama Again..*waves*

 

[bamagirl]

VERY NICE pics sundance...you have a great smile...

And a wonderfull voice .. keep up the good work..

Lonestar-amazed...my fav song

And i like the 69 ... It is at a better angle to Go deep .

hi there Bama Again..*waves*

hi there RF hugss hun I think we have the same taste in men

hugss n kisses sundance and yes Amazed would be a great song to Hear you sing

 

[RadicalFlower]

*S* hugsss bama...i think we do girl..that is cool...it is all good WOOOT.!!..LOL

I would love to hear him sing that song..

 

[bamagirl]

*S* hugsss bama...i think we do girl..that is cool...it is all good WOOOT.!!..LOL

I would love to hear him sing that song..

me to!!


not only same taste in guys but music to

 

[RadicalFlower]

Same men , Same music, and same state, that rocks..*S*..

Ok we will cheak again in 48 hours Sundance.. lol

 

[Desert_Rat4415]

Good morning sweet sundance! Just thought I would pop in and see how you were!

Also to answert your questions I do like 69 although once my hubby hits the right spot I'm like jelly and I can't move so there goes his blow job!

 

[mysticsunwolf]

Very nice pics sundance33!
You have a beautiful smile and the rest is damn nice too!

 

[sundance33]

Whatis really funny is that I dowloaded Amazed last week!!! I will sing it within 48 hours...but of course, I will not have the music backing me up..just my voice. Hope it makes knees trmble.

All of you who wrote to me this morning...I will address each of you in a little bit...late to work this morning!!! Love to all of my lovely pervs

 

[RadicalFlower]

That is funny..Cool!! Cant wait to hear it i am sure you sound Great...

And i am not a perv..Looks around and then walks fast out the door..LOL..

 

[sundance33]

Radical and Bama- I was singing it in the car...piece of cake. ill do it tonight, for I will be out of town this weekend. Just have to find the words on-line...but easy song to sing...

I used to do these HILARIOUS, off-thewall- singing voice mails on my answering machine...take off on songs where I chnaged the words...would ltierally get hundreds of messages and hang ups a day through word of mouth...telemarketers would tell their freidns, family, etc...lots of fmelaes were calling...and they had no idea who I was, what i looked like, etc...A voice and a sense of humor can get you places, even if you look like hell

Mystics- THANK YOU...appreciate the compliments...nice to meet you

Radicalk- thanks for the sweet words of approval.

D.R- Hey sweetie...I figured youd be down with 69 Hey...screw the bj...if he hits the right spot, that shold make him happy enough...i know it does for me. I much prefer that she is so mesmerized by the munching that all she can do is lay on your face, moan, cream, and struggle to breathe because she is so excited.

Got to get some work done...will be in and out all day and night...but will be around...i will let you know when the song is up tonight:0

:heart

 

[bamagirl]

WooHoo I can't wait for tonight

 

[mysticsunwolf]

Radical and Bama- I was singing it in the car...piece of cake. ill do it tonight, for I will be out of town this weekend. Just have to find the words on-line...but easy song to sing...

I used to do these HILARIOUS, off-thewall- singing voice mails on my answering machine...take off on songs where I chnaged the words...would ltierally get hundreds of messages and hang ups a day through word of mouth...telemarketers would tell their freidns, family, etc...lots of fmelaes were calling...and they had no idea who I was, what i looked like, etc...A voice and a sense of humor can get you places, even if you look like hell

Mystics- THANK YOU...appreciate the compliments...nice to meet you

Radicalk- thanks for the sweet words of approval.

D.R- Hey sweetie...I figured youd be down with 69 Hey...screw the bj...if he hits the right spot, that shold make him happy enough...i know it does for me. I much prefer that she is so mesmerized by the munching that all she can do is lay on your face, moan, cream, and struggle to breathe because she is so excited.

Got to get some work done...will be in and out all day and night...but will be around...i will let you know when the song is up tonight:0

:heart

Your very welcome the pleasure was all mines!
Nice to meet you also!

 

[sundance33]

I aim to please, Bama....and look it that...Im only 9 posts away from popping my cherry. Thrilling. Maybe I should sing Like a Virgin instead.

 

[bamagirl]

I aim to please, Bama....and look it that...Im only 9 posts away from popping my cherry. Thrilling. Maybe I should sing Like a Virgin instead.

lol you are funny

just think all of us girls get to share you popping that cherry,so that 100th post best be on this thread!!

 

[sundance33]

Bama- to even think I would take my cherry elsewhere and not give you ladies the honor...come on now I just wish i could have taken all of yours...the real cherry*lol* thats one thing in this life Ill never have the honor of doing...never have taken a cherry. I think at the age of 30, the chances are I never will, and if I do, the chances are I'll be telling my story to my fellow inmates I guess this life will have to be cherry-free.

In my next life, I plan to be the professional chery-popper where mothers take their daughters to have it done...better to have it done by a tender professional who has the proper linen.

 

[Desert_Rat4415]

Bama- to even think I would take my cherry elsewhere and not give you ladies the honor...come on now I just wish i could have taken all of yours...the real cherry*lol* thats one thing in this life Ill never have the honor of doing...never have taken a cherry. I think at the age of 30, the chances are I never will, and if I do, the chances are I'll be telling my story to my fellow inmates I guess this life will have to be cherry-free.

In my next life, I plan to be the professional chery-popper where mothers take their daughters to have it done...better to have it done by a tender professional who has the proper linen.

You know, I heard that in some forign countries there is a "professioanl cherry popper" so to speak. I guess in their cultures, where there are arranged marriages, some women grow to dispise the men that took their virginity, so before they get married, they go to this professional to do it for them so they won't dispise their husbands. I don't know if that is true or not but I thought it was interesting. I'll check and see if it is true and then let you know if they are hiring.

 

[mysticsunwolf]

Mmmm Cherry poppin that would be fun!

 

[sundance33]

Desert Rat- In all seriousness..i would leave my job and LA today, move to that country, and beg for the job. I'd tae it for minimum wage. I want to be a PROFESSIONAL CHERRY POPPER!!!!! is there a healthcare plan? 401K? Sick/paid holidays? If not, I dont care...Ill work 10 hrs a day 365 daysa a year.Il take my cherrpy popping very serious.

 

[bamagirl]

lol sundance now wouldn't you much prefere a woman with some expernce who knows what she is doing than taking a cherry?

there is a country that has a professional cherry popper I had gotten this email long ago and saved it these are suppose to be true facts. I hope you don't mind that I posted them here,but I got a big laugh from them and hope you do to

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the


animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is

punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)

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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is

prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also

applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick??)

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than "going blind!")

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and

deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for
the first time...

Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.


(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
world that even comes close to this?)

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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous

husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on
the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical

fish stores.

(But of course!)

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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one

exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in

places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises."

(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)

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A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my next life I want to be a pig)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Still not over that pig thing)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!)

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight

and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the govt. pay for this

research??)

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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(In my next life I STILL want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that too)

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After reading all these, all I can say is.......


Damn those Pigs.

 

[Desert_Rat4415]

LOL Those are great Bama Girl! The ant one kills me!

 

[sundance33]

The pig thing blew me away as well...And Bama, Im ALL For an experienced woman...Ive been with a number of them and it was great, but ive never popped a cherry...and its simply something I would have wanted to do if I could have...just to know what it was like. I never will now. And now I feel neglected

That pig thing is amazing...Ive been called a pig a few times but I can promise you my orgasm doesnt last 30 mins.

 

[Desert_Rat4415]

Ahhhhh a 30 min orgasm. That would be heaven right there!

 

[sundance33]

How olong do your orgasms REALLY last? What is the most intense moment of it..immediately? or does it build...where it starts off and picks up momentum? Mine really hits hard like second 2 to 3..and probably last 7-10 secs max...such an amazing thrill...yet too short. Weird too...this past week, like the first three days of the week they were not even explosive, if that makes sense. Like I had them...no question..but the pain/pleasure feeling of a typical orgasm was basically missing...best way to explain it, the orgasms were "flat"...and I was thinking'What the hell is wrong"...and then yesterday...back to the usuall fun. Any idea on how that works in terms of why some of much more powerful than others? Does mood have something to do with it? Diet? Good/bad hair day? Temperature? Im curious.