Anyone from the UK?

[Daisy_Love]

Wow, holiday went by quick.

Oh, I said, Yes! My partner asked my daughter if she minded if she married me. After we came back from dinner she asked me.

Congratulations that’s lovely news

 

[Daisy_Love]

That sounds deceptively simple... Lemme try this...

"Shall we fuck?"

"Yeah..."

I see you are still dicing with death

 

[deft]

I see you are still dicing with death

I'm wondering if I have some kind of risk kink

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm wondering if I have some kind of risk kink

Do you get turned on by the idea of me hurting you?

I feel I may have made an error asking this question.

I need lunch

 

[Daisy_Love]

I'm wondering if I have some kind of risk kink

I’d say so

 

[Daisy_Love]

Do you get turned on by the idea of me hurting you?

I feel I may have made an error asking this question.

I need lunch

He likes it when yer mean

 

[deft]

He likes it when yer mean

It's only 'cos she fancies me.

 

[deft]

Do you get turned on by the idea of me hurting you?

Gotta catch me first!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Gotta catch me first!

*waits for challenge*

 

[stickygirl]

Wow, holiday went by quick.

Oh, I said, Yes! My partner asked my daughter if she minded if she married me. After we came back from dinner she asked me.

How very lovely! Quite the best lovely I've heard in ages

 

[deft]

*waits for challenge*

Tig! You're it!

 

[EbersMoll]

Hello fellow Brits! Would it be okay if I nervously popped in here to say hi, and introduce myself as a resident of Bedfordshire in my late 50s who’s been lurking this thread for years? This thread often has some really top class banter.

 

[lingus60]

Hello fellow Brits! Would it be okay if I nervously popped in here to say hi, and introduce myself as a resident of Bedfordshire in my late 50s who’s been lurking this thread for years? This thread often has some really top class banter.

Of course it's ok! Welcome!

 

[Daisy_Love]

Tig! You're it!

Just admit it you just want @Wand3rlust to punish you

 

[Daisy_Love]

Hello fellow Brits! Would it be okay if I nervously popped in here to say hi, and introduce myself as a resident of Bedfordshire in my late 50s who’s been lurking this thread for years? This thread often has some really top class banter.

Hello
I hope you’re having a good Saturday.

 

[lingus60]

Just admit it you just want @Wand3rlust to punish you

Think we'll have to re-name the thread if this continues

 

[Wand3rlust]

Hello fellow Brits! Would it be okay if I nervously popped in here to say hi, and introduce myself as a resident of Bedfordshire in my late 50s who’s been lurking this thread for years? This thread often has some really top class banter.

Depends who's posting really.

*stares @deft *

 

[EbersMoll]

Of course it's ok! Welcome!

Thank you!

 

[deft]

Depends who's posting really.

*stares @deft *

Everyone loves my posts! You, especially!

 

[EbersMoll]

Depends who's posting really.

*stares @deft *

No I promise that as wonderful as @deft may be, I am not them

 

[EbersMoll]

Hello
I hope you’re having a good Saturday.

Yes, thanks. Just trying to avoid the triffids in my garden seizing control of the neighbourhood.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Everyone loves my posts! You, especially!

Was it a disappointment when you woke up from yer dream

 

[deft]

Was it a disappointment when you woke up from yer dream

Have you all been stringing me along?

 

[Kinkykiff]

Hello
I hope you’re having a good Saturday.

I am thank you. What about you?

 

[Daisy_Love]

Have you all been stringing me along?

I think you’ve been doing that allll on your own