Anyone from the UK?

[thefishfryer]

Dark choccy digestives here.

I've come over all peckish all of a sudden.

 

[Spanky1372]

I mean, first, I haven't gone yet. Second, some of us don't always come here for wanking. Third, human beings have appointments with doctors. It's part of being an adult. Not really sure what else to say to that...

Dear Desiree,
Obviously my poor attempt at humour was ill received and for that I apologise if it has caused you any further anxiety. You're quite right we don't all come here for personal sexual gratification, we also come here for light hearted moments to help us get through possibly dark days.

 

[Spanky1372]

plain

Interesting

 

[Kat0069]

Hi all You've given me the munchies with all the biscuit talk...

@Desiree_Radcliffe hope your appointment goes well

@RosewoodTulip I hear you with the time anxiety!

 

[RainyWetDayGuy]

Did someone say biscuits?

 

[positiveflirt]

Did someone say biscuits?

You just did!

Yours,
Hungry for snacks.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

That's one for the Words that are fun to say thread.

I like it because it's got nob in it.

 

[Spanky1372]

My life, someone mentions biscuits and they're all out of the woodwork.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I like it because it's got nob in it.

I'm not a big fan of hob but I like a nob in my mouth.

 

[thefishfryer]

I like it because it's got nob in it.

I wasn't sure whether to use the laugh or the shocked face emoji.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

You'd be shocked if you found a real one in there

 

[Celticlight]

I'm not a big fan of hob but I like a nob in my mouth.

Whereas, as a fan of hot food, I'm much more a hob man myself

 

[thefishfryer]

I'm not a big fan of hob but I like a nob in my mouth.

I'm sure we could cook up something on a hob.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is it time for afternoon tea..

 

[Kat0069]

Is it time for afternoon tea..

Definitely.

 

[Celticlight]

Oh, absolutely; start cutting the crusts off those sandwiches

 

[thefishfryer]

Is it time for afternoon tea..

Yes, M'Lady. Will you be wanting anything special, or just the usual tea and crumpets?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Yes, M'Lady. Will you be wanting anything special, or just the usual tea and crumpets?

Yum. Crumpets.

 

[orangecurious]

Just had waffles and coffee

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Ok, I’ll go for the coffee. Really need it.

 

[Kat0069]

Just had waffles and coffee

I saw a meme the other day that said waffles are like pancakes but ribbed for your pleasure... I guess they weren't talking about potato waffles.

 

[lingus60]

Is it time for afternoon tea..

Definitely.

Nice bit of fruit cake going down well with a cuppa here...

 

[thefishfryer]

Nice bit of fruit cake going down well with a cuppa here...

You really shouldn't call her a fruit cake.

 

[orangecurious]

I saw a meme the other day that said waffles are like pancakes but ribbed for your pleasure... I guess they weren't talking about potato waffles.

Well, i guess they are the same compared to potato pancakes.

 

[Spanky1372]

You'd be shocked if you found a real one in there

Could you imagine the furor if someone opened a pack of hobnobs and someone had packed a plastic knob in there surrounded by broken hobnobs.