Anyone from the UK?

[deft]

So do I

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Alright, I'm off to sainsbury's for snacks, who wants what?

When someone said there would be "vigorous masturbating" I'm guessing this is a euphemism?

So do I

Yes, but your idea of "meat" and @thefishfryer 's idea doesn't necessarily mean the same thing does it?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Alright, I'm off to sainsbury's for snacks, who wants what?

Maybe bring some drinks. There's a lot of thirsty folk here today

 

[positiveflirt]

When someone said there would be "vigorous masturbating" I'm guessing this is a euphemism?

Is that one of those new vape brands?

 

[thefishfryer]

So do I

You may want a Kielbasa.

https://www.tasteatlas.com/Images/Ingredients/5427fc3d878948f5b9c1f28fae877db5.jpg?mw=1300

 

[Adorabubble]

Is that one of those new vape brands?

With a fishy flavour?

 

[Adorabubble]

You may want a Kielbasa.

https://www.tasteatlas.com/Images/Ingredients/5427fc3d878948f5b9c1f28fae877db5.jpg?mw=1300

I could get my lips around that.

 

[Kraken_96]

I could get my lips around that.

I'll take the other end, race you!

 

[deft]

I could get my lips around that.

You like swallowing sausage?

 

[positiveflirt]

With a fishy flavour?

Life goal achieved:
️ feeling weird in sainsbury's

 

[Adorabubble]

You like swallowing sausage?

You like swallowing sausage?

No comment

 

[KeenVoyeur]

With a fishy flavour?

Like the ad says, "the possibilities are endless"

I could get my lips around that.

Other sausage shaped items are available #justsayin'

Life goal achieved:
️ feeling weird in sainsbury's

Ask the woman in the cigarette booth for some "mackerel flavoured e-liquid" (other fish flavours are (not) available)

 

[KeenVoyeur]

You like swallowing sausage?

No comment

She doesn't swallow sausage, she just rolls it around in her mouth for a while ...

Expecting someone in higher authority to give us all a "roll eyes" or nasty stare some time soon ...

 

[thefishfryer]

Life goal achieved:
️ feeling weird in sainsbury's

It's a minefield of sexual objects.

 

[thefishfryer]

No comment

Wise lass, you never know where it will end up.

 

[lingus60]

Nurse! Nurse!....they're all out of bed again

 

[Adorabubble]

Wise lass, you never know where it will end up.

Used in evidence

 

[Spanky1372]

Used in evidence

Don't forget evidence could be used against you...just saying.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Hey Wonky. Still a few familiar ones too

Hey mate. How are you?

Hello you two. I hope you're both well.

I'm okay, cheers. Just flying visits here at the moment.

 

[thefishfryer]

Used in evidence

Stranger things have happened. I wrote a memo once that ended up being interpreted by barristers.

 

[deft]

No comment

Quoted twice, though?

 

[thefishfryer]

Quoted twice, though?

Damn, I thought I had double vision

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Hello you two. I hope you're both well.

I'm okay, cheers. Just flying visits here at the moment.

Better than no visits

 

[lingus60]

Hello you two. I hope you're both well.

I'm okay, cheers. Just flying visits here at the moment.

Well take care mate! It's always great to see you around

 

[Great_Scot]

Life goal achieved:
️ feeling weird in sainsbury's

As opposed to feeling weird in other places? If you're still there I need some baps.