thefishfryer
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Your only supposed to paint the nailsI painted my toes.
Delivered in Michael Caine accent
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Your only supposed to paint the nailsI painted my toes.
Well you could have short or (gulp) long toe nails
Like a werewolfWell you could have short or (gulp) long toe nails
I have large patches of blue between the clouds now, but there's a bit of a breeze going on.Sun is coming out! Yay
Taps aff!Sun is coming out! Yay
Quinoa is like cardboardMy wife just made a tasty, healthy lunch involving quinoa.
Then I ate a secret sticky bun. Mmm.
those are happy toes!
I think I have eaten better cardboard to be honest.Quinoa is like cardboard
Bottoms aff, too!
As much as I enjoy a healthy lunch, I'm with you on the sticky bun option!My wife just made a tasty, healthy lunch involving quinoa.
Then I ate a secret sticky bun. Mmm.
I just wasn't feeling fulfilled.As much as I enjoy a healthy lunch, I'm with you on the sticky bun option!
not surprising. quinoa is bird seed.I just wasn't feel fulfilled.
Are you washing a pair of jeans in your coffee?
It's actually a massive bucket of coffee and a lens/perspective trick of the lightIf you can squeeze a pair of jeans into a coffee cup, you're David Blaine.
How on earth did you guess? You're far too clever by half.Are you washing a pair of jeans in your coffee?