RosewoodTulip
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MorningGood morning everyone. It’s been a while since I popped by. Life seams way too busy. But hi!
Things clearly haven't changed at all here haha
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MorningGood morning everyone. It’s been a while since I popped by. Life seams way too busy. But hi!
Morning RoseFucksake people I can barely remember the day I have now. I'm not changing it.
It's Tuesday or forget the whole thing
Good morning everyone. It’s been a while since I popped by. Life seams way too busy. But hi!
I knew you would find a way to make it work! I hope you have a spreadsheet for your biscuit catalogueOooh, yes… I can move biscuit-cataloguing day from Friday afternoon to Sunday evening!
But how would this tie in with biscuit foraging day?Oooh, yes… I can move biscuit-cataloguing day from Friday afternoon to Sunday evening!
He has complex algorithms and a bar-code reader.hello!
I knew you would find a way to make it work! I hope you have a spreadsheet for your biscuit catalogue
Can you imagine the chaos if you put your bins out early, there's a downpour and your bins float gracefully away.Bit early for bins, maybe this afternoon?
https://wheeliebins.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Flying-wheelie-bin.jpgCan you imagine the chaos if you put your bins out early, there's a downpour and your bins float gracefully away.
Mee too, lager and Jack so farI'm having a pickling day: beetroots are bubbling and so is the tomato relish
The latest technology flying bin collections, speeds things up tremendously.
I was reassured by the sanctity of the ongoing bin chatter … it makes me happy. The joy of a shared anxiety, should never be underestimatedMorning
Things clearly haven't changed at all here haha
So true each week there's that awful foreboding that they won't come until you hear the clattering sound of the waste collection vehicle. Then the real fear sets in that they will miss yours out, and you'll have to tackle the councils clunky website to report it. Who remembers their account number and password? It's too much, but then there's the relief when it's all over........... until next week anyway.I was reassured by the sanctity of the ongoing bin chatter … it makes me happy. The joy of a shared anxiety, should never be underestimated![]()
Show us your style or one for Wet Wednesday?Me too. Then out visiting. I’m determined to wear my summer dress - even in the rain
TMIGoing to F**k the wife, back later

I set a “bins out” phone alarm for 8pm the night before. It’s seldom needed actually, because I do it long before in case it’s raining laterSo true each week there's that awful foreboding that they won't come until you hear the clattering sound of the waste collection vehicle. Then the real fear sets in that they will miss yours out, and you'll have to tackle the councils clunky website to report it. Who remembers their account number and password? It's too much, but then there's the relief when it's all over........... until next week anyway.
Well aren't you pretty. Before the sun burn obviously.

12 chairs?I had 12 perfectly decent chairs for our dinning table plus 4 emergency chairs for additional guests....
But
No
They didn't match the kitchen sofa, so 12 new chairs arrived yesterday (conveniently whilst my wife is away - to the extent that I told the delivery driver he was at the wrong house) and I've spent all morning putting the legs on them.
Brew time.
Oh noI had 12 perfectly decent chairs for our dinning table plus 4 emergency chairs for additional guests....
But
No
They didn't match the kitchen sofa, so 12 new chairs arrived yesterday (conveniently whilst my wife is away - to the extent that I told the delivery driver he was at the wrong house) and I've spent all morning putting the legs on them.
Brew time.
It's a humble terrace12 chairs?
You must be Lord Wriggle of Highly Hall
Do you need 8 black chairs and 4 white onesmOh no
The perils of having a kitchen sofa. Super relatable
Nothing in my house matches. It's all been donated from family or bought cheap. I'd quite like a coordinated space but then I'd stress about my clumsy arse ruining it all![]()
It's lovely how terraces knock through. Keeps the mansion feeling cozyIt's a humble terrace
It's lovely how terraces knock through. Keeps the mansion feeling cozy