Anyone from the UK?

[orangecurious]

has anyone got any cake? Lemon drizzle would go down a treat right now

 

[HotBrand]

Wearing a bin. I’ve heard of some kinks but seems I’m still learning

Wait, what? An actual bin? I can't even think of a suitable pun for this idea yet!

 

[joclfc]

Could this thread BE any more British?

I'm totally aware I'm channelling Chandler Bing vibes there. I think the level of Britishness is so high that I feel stripped of my own citizenship!

I expect a debate about the best kind of cup of tea to break out within fifteen minutes ... but not just any regular tea. This is a cup of tea between 10:30-11:50. That's right: the *last* cup of tea before afternoon starts.

I think we had this debate about February along with the biscuits compatibility

 

[Spanky1372]

has anyone got any cake? Lemon drizzle would go down a treat right now

Here, got a few melting moments and macaroons left too. I was going to write about brownies but thought I'd get banned.

 

[thefishfryer]

Wait, what? An actual bin? I can't even think of a suitable pun for this idea yet!

I think we all struggled with that one.

 

[thefishfryer]

Free the sausages.

 

[justanotherguy80]

Free the sausages.

To be fair, it’s the first time I’ve laughed watching a speech at a party conference.

Poor Kier.

 

[thefishfryer]

To be fair, it’s the first time I’ve laughed watching a speech at a party conference.

Poor Kier.

He must be kicking himself.

 

[justanotherguy80]

He must be kicking himself.

At least he can still point to Truss’s pork markets speech as the most embarrassing political porcine pronouncement. And that wasn’t even a slip up.

 

[lingus60]

To be fair, it’s the first time I’ve laughed watching a speech at a party conference.

Poor Kier.

Perhaps he'd been on Lit just beforehand and got distracted

 

[stickygirl]

I'm never going to stay at a AirB-and-fucking-B so they can take that clarinet and shove where the sun don't shine
'smug-toot'

 

[orangecurious]

what the hell have i missed? i was watching cycling

 

[Spanky1372]

what the hell have i missed? i was watching cycling

That's a much better option in my opinion.

 

[thefishfryer]

Perhaps he'd been on Lit just beforehand and got distracted

I think it was the beer he had with his hostage and chips for lunch.

 

[justanotherguy80]

what the hell have i missed? i was watching cycling

 

[orangecurious]

where's the clarinet?

 

[stickygirl]

where's the clarinet?

Soz - it was a random angry.
I keep seeing/hearing that fucking AirBnB ad... "You want your kids with you, but not share the same room ( because you want to shag ) so book and AirBnB . Holidays made simple
Fuck off with the smug fucking toot

 

[Spanky1372]

I think I'm having a better day than Smarmer. Took the dogs for a walk this afternoon and came back with both dogs a lettuce and a chilli plant. I found a gentleman's phone on the road and returned it to him. He's just turned up with a bottle of Pinot Grigio. I'm putting the lottery on tonight; if I don't sign in tomorrow I wish you all the best...

 

[Spanky1372]

Soz - it was a random angry.
I keep seeing/hearing that fucking AirBnB ad... "You want your kids with you, but not share the same room ( because you want to shag ) so book and AirBnB . Holidays made simple
Fuck off with the smug fucking toot

It's a safe place to rant. Rant away.

 

[orangecurious]

Soz - it was a random angry.
I keep seeing/hearing that fucking AirBnB ad... "You want your kids with you, but not share the same room ( because you want to shag ) so book and AirBnB . Holidays made simple
Fuck off with the smug fucking toot

ahhhh... i really only watch tv when the Tour de France is on and itv show it and i get amazed at stairlifts and walk in baths and how many funeral plan companies there are.

there were no ads on during the cycling today

 

[Anastasia1999]

has anyone got any cake? Lemon drizzle would go down a treat right now

I made a lovely carrot cake with cream cheese frosting at the weekend, it was lovely

Wait, what? An actual bin? I can't even think of a suitable pun for this idea yet!

Hello you beautiful man. Where the heavens have you been? Hope all is well

 

[stickygirl]

It's a safe place to rant. Rant away.

 

[thefishfryer]

Soz - it was a random angry.
I keep seeing/hearing that fucking AirBnB ad... "You want your kids with you, but not share the same room ( because you want to shag ) so book and AirBnB . Holidays made simple
Fuck off with the smug fucking toot

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[Henry_Hoover_Bags]

*hoovers round everyone then leaves the room*

 

[Noor]

Want to share some good news we had this week, our oldest daughter is expecting in May next year, fingers crossed

Congratulations