KeenVoyeur
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Was it a Forest Holidays? We went to Keldy last year and it was wonderful. Didn't get as active as you, though.Thanks @Kat0069 ... Weekend was fairly relaxing - a lodge with a hot tub in Sherwood Forest, surrounded by nothing but trees (obviously) and birdsong with the occasional squirrel popping by. One decent day of warm weather, the next typically British (i.e. pissing down) but nice to unwind with a wander round the Forest and Clumber Park, both rather rammed with visitors doing stuff they really shouldn't - biking in the middle of the road, Segway riding in expensive sunglasses and presumably expensive overcoat, paying over the odds for basic meals ...
I'm on a diet now to get rid of the indulgences of the weekend so no biscuits for me!
Think I’ve been there. Nice water park and really over priced, under serviced everything - but great funThanks @Kat0069 ... Weekend was fairly relaxing - a lodge with a hot tub in Sherwood Forest, surrounded by nothing but trees (obviously) and birdsong with the occasional squirrel popping by. One decent day of warm weather, the next typically British (i.e. pissing down) but nice to unwind with a wander round the Forest and Clumber Park, both rather rammed with visitors doing stuff they really shouldn't - biking in the middle of the road, Segway riding in expensive sunglasses and presumably expensive overcoat, paying over the odds for basic meals ...
I'm on a diet now to get rid of the indulgences of the weekend so no biscuits for me!
She's only using WOW these days
Happy Wednesday to all.
Was it a Forest Holidays? We went to Keldy last year and it was wonderful. Didn't get as active as you, though.![]()
Forest Holidays, Sherwood Forest - no water park (Not Center Parcs), there's only a central hub-type building that serves as Reception, Cafe, bar and gift shop ... cabin delivery for food orders (It's not bad, small menu choice and a bit expensive). It's what you make of it really - only about 70-80 cabins so there's not that many people about.Think I’ve been there. Nice water park and really over priced, under serviced everything - but great fun
Broken the other emojis then?She's only using WOW these days
Love the lazy hot tub daysForest Holidays, Sherwood Forest - no water park (Not Center Parcs), there's only a central hub-type building that serves as Reception, Cafe, bar and gift shop ... cabin delivery for food orders (It's not bad, small menu choice and a bit expensive). It's what you make of it really - only about 70-80 cabins so there's not that many people about.
Didn't do a great deal - not us on bikes or Segways - just walking and lazing in the hot tub mostly.
I would have loved them even more if we didn't have the grandkids with us!Love the lazy hot tub days
Yes.Broken the other emojis then?
Presumably she gave in to your advances when you posted that your wife had left you (for the weekend)![]()
From Keldy, I think you have to go off site for the segways. And we'd hired one of the beer machines so, you know...Forest Holidays, Sherwood Forest - no water park (Not Center Parcs), there's only a central hub-type building that serves as Reception, Cafe, bar and gift shop ... cabin delivery for food orders (It's not bad, small menu choice and a bit expensive). It's what you make of it really - only about 70-80 cabins so there's not that many people about.
Didn't do a great deal - not us on bikes or Segways - just walking and lazing in the hot tub mostly.
Sounds great. I have been to the forest, taken the compulsory pic of the major oak, but haven't stayed there. Must be nice in the morning before the crowds arrive.Forest Holidays, Sherwood Forest - no water park (Not Center Parcs), there's only a central hub-type building that serves as Reception, Cafe, bar and gift shop ... cabin delivery for food orders (It's not bad, small menu choice and a bit expensive). It's what you make of it really - only about 70-80 cabins so there's not that many people about.
Didn't do a great deal - not us on bikes or Segways - just walking and lazing in the hot tub mostly.
FIFYYes.
She's my pussy now.
Segways were on hire at Sherwood Forest Visitor Centre - the lady in question really was out of her comfort zone and going very very slowlyFrom Keldy, I think you have to go off site for the segways. And we'd hired one of the beer machines so, you know...
We've booked for next year. Oh, I think I said last year? It was just this year. It feels like last year.![]()
Didn't do Major Oak - I was there when Mr Hood and his mates were aboutSounds great. I have been to the forest, taken the compulsory pic of the major oak, but haven't stayed there. Must be nice in the morning before the crowds arrive.
Very true. I try to take a picnic when possible, but eating some junk food can be part of the fun day out. Especially so with kids.Sounds like a lovely weekend break @KeenVoyeur !
These types of resorts do tend to capitalise on their captive market though
Especially if you're unfamiliar with the route.Gotta love a steamed up bus in the rain
You know you're in middleclass world when you listen to two boys behind talking about 'latinisms' and chemistry equations... and great-nana's forthcoming funeral 'well it brings closure , so they say' . Fucking teenagers todayEspecially if you're unfamiliar with the route.
Teenagers fucking? I hope they were 18+You know you're in middleclass world when you listen to two boys behind talking about 'latinisms' and chemistry equations... and great-nana's forthcoming funeral 'well it brings closure , so they say' . Fucking teenagers today![]()
If they were French it would be okay (legal). Two boys, yah kay?Teenagers fucking? I hope they were 18+
Oh la la!If they were French it would be okay (legal). Two boys, yah kay?
You took them on film?!Hurrah, i gave some of my holiday snaps back... now to spend the rest of the evening sorting them out!
You took them on film?!![]()
Ffs not great nana......You know you're in middleclass world when you listen to two boys behind talking about 'latinisms' and chemistry equations... and great-nana's forthcoming funeral 'well it brings closure , so they say' . Fucking teenagers today![]()