Anyone from the UK?

I think I'm having a better day than Smarmer. Took the dogs for a walk this afternoon and came back with both dogs a lettuce and a chilli plant. I found a gentleman's phone on the road and returned it to him. He's just turned up with a bottle of Pinot Grigio. I'm putting the lottery on tonight; if I don't sign in tomorrow I wish you all the best...
 
Soz - it was a random angry.
I keep seeing/hearing that fucking AirBnB ad... "You want your kids with you, 🎵 but not share the same room 🎵( because you want to shag ) so book and AirBnB 🎵. Holidays made simple 🎵
Fuck off with the smug fucking toot
It's a safe place to rant. Rant away.
 
Soz - it was a random angry.
I keep seeing/hearing that fucking AirBnB ad... "You want your kids with you, 🎵 but not share the same room 🎵( because you want to shag ) so book and AirBnB 🎵. Holidays made simple 🎵
Fuck off with the smug fucking toot

ahhhh... i really only watch tv when the Tour de France is on and itv show it and i get amazed at stairlifts and walk in baths and how many funeral plan companies there are.

there were no ads on during the cycling today
 
has anyone got any cake? Lemon drizzle would go down a treat right now

I made a lovely carrot cake with cream cheese frosting at the weekend, it was lovely 🥰

Wait, what? An actual bin? I can't even think of a suitable pun for this idea yet!

Hello you beautiful man. Where the heavens have you been? Hope all is well ❤️❤️
 
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