Oh yeah they won't take mine unless I pay for a sticker or a tag to show them I'm subscribedFolks, they did not in fact, take my brown bin again.
However I realise I am dumb of ass and had not been aware of this whole subscription for garden waste removal thing
Apologies bin folk, I retract my slander, my rage shall be redirected to myself alone. You are the best of us️🗑
There's a subscription for garden waste? Oh god don't tell Cumberland CC.Folks, they did not in fact, take my brown bin again.
However I realise I am dumb of ass and had not been aware of this whole subscription for garden waste removal thing
Apologies bin folk, I retract my slander, my rage shall be redirected to myself alone. You are the best of us
Small village or mighty squirrel?Please don't jinx me
My village loses power every time a squirrel farts
Couldn't you hook them up to wind farms?Please don't jinx me
My village loses power every time a squirrel farts
Nope, not us. I'm feeling smug in the Lakes.
Both
Hope you get it sorted quickly, they're a pain in the amps.
Kind of imagining your village's culture is built around this squirrel now. A kind of 'Wicker Man' Summerisle situation.
Was it a pain au chocolat and you added the nuttyness?
Could have an annual event involving people hiding their nuts.
No. Actual croissant pumped full of choc and nuttiness.
Not filled but pumped....
That's how i imagine it happening...
Like with a fire hose sized nozzle....calm girls
Best keep that hidden from Rosie's village squirrels
Hey I shaved my legs yesterday
You need lines or some other repentance
Effect of that croissant apparently......
Don't let deft know you came over him for gods sake! He'd never recover
