Anyone from the UK?

[RainyWetDayGuy]

Morning all, has anyone seen my motivation? I'm sure I left it around here somewhere.

I've discovered that on Lit, sometimes motivation is to be found in the nether regions.

 

[Adorabubble]

I've discovered that on Lit, sometimes motivation is to be found in the nether regions.

That's mastervation

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I've discovered that on Lit, sometimes motivation is to be found in the nether regions.

That's one of the dangers of my working from home. Especially on a Friday.

 

[Wriggle]

I used to be a chicken hatcher

 

[HotBrand]

Hey, I don't know what you're all complaining about. The heavy rain and storms are gorgeous!

... then again, I think I've become institutionalised and obtained Stockport Syndrome.

It's like the obviously lesser-known Stockholm Syndrome but you end up being held hostage to, and emotionally attached to, grey buildings and greyer weather.

 

[RainyWetDayGuy]

That's mastervation

Oh, of course!

 

[Heidi_UK]

I've discovered that on Lit, sometimes motivation is to be found in the nether regions.

Hull again?

 

[Wriggle]

I used to be a chicken hatcher

I posted this in the wrong conversation

 

[Adorabubble]

I posted this in the wrong conversation

I've raised a cockatoo

 

[Celticlight]

I've raised a cockatoo

A friend asked me for a double-entendre, so I well and truly gave her one

 

[Wand3rlust]

I used to be a chicken hatcher

I'm not a chicken hatcher
I'm only hatching chickens
Till the chicken hatcher comes.

 

[ShaneoD]

I'm not a chicken hatcher
I'm only hatching chickens
Till the chicken hatcher comes.

I thought it was:

I'm not a pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant pluckers son,
I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the
Pheasant plucker comes

 

[Spanky1372]

Morning all, has anyone seen my motivation? I'm sure I left it around here somewhere.

It's in the corner under the blankets.

 

[EbersMoll]

Morning all, got training session this morning. Stuck in a room of strangers for 6 hours

At this time of year I’d advise wearing a space suit or scuba gear

 

[Spanky1372]

At this time of year I’d advise wearing a space suit or scuba gear

Which would be really useful if you were at Space UK or a diving establishment...

 

[Adorabubble]

At this time of year I’d advise wearing a space suit or scuba gear

Is that a kink thing? I've only had requests for heels, tights and kitty ears

 

[Spanky1372]

Is that a kink thing? I've only had requests for heels, tights and kitty ears

Huh, me too.

 

[Adorabubble]

Huh, me too.

Bet you look gorgeous

 

[Spanky1372]

Bet you look gorgeous

Lmao, I've got great calves but my thighs are a little too rugby player for most.
I can pull off a set of ears though.

 

[Adorabubble]

Lmao, I've got great calves but my thighs are a little too rugby player for most.
I can pull off a set of ears though.

Just have knee length tights, you'll be amazing.

 

[Spanky1372]

Just have knee length tights, you'll be amazing.

I'll probably need tuition first.

 

[RainyWetDayGuy]

Just have knee length tights, you'll be amazing.

Is that from the knee down, or the knee up?

 

[Adorabubble]

Is that from the knee down, or the knee up?

Typically knee down but who knows, maybe start a new buisness in thigh tights

 

[Celticlight]

This sounds dangerously like 'cheaply made cycle shorts'. Whatever floats your boat I guess..

 

[RainyWetDayGuy]

This sounds dangerously like 'cheaply made cycle shorts'. Whatever floats your boat I guess..

I get the feeling the boat would soon sink