Anyone from the UK?

[Anastasia1999]

Happy friday to you... how are you today? what news from the East?

Thanks. Tired, have been on my feet since 5:30 a.m. News? Our politicians are too thick to work together and my boss has given me a new project that I dont have time for.

How art thou?

 

[orangecurious]

Thanks. Tired, have been on my feet since 5:30 a.m. News? Our politicians are too thick to work together and my boss has given me a new project that I dont have time for.

How art thou?

thou art knackered!

politicians are thick... full stop.

it stopped raining though, so that was nice.

 

[Spanky1372]

I'm going to sign off folks. Have a great evening. If I'm not back have a fantastic weekend.

 

[RIPAphrodite]

Prince William and Tom Hiddleston. Yorkshire puddings and British popular culture. Oh and cream teas.

You have good taste

 

[Adorabubble]

Is that the same as anger management?

That's very cross-training

 

[thefishfryer]

That's very cross-training

For that I'll need a whip.

 

[Spanky1372]

Good morning everyone. Hope you're all OK and looking forward to a great weekend.

 

[Btq97]

Brrr it's fucking freezing out there dam these morning walks.

 

[Spanky1372]

Brrr it's fucking freezing out there dam these morning walks.

Lol, dog walk?

 

[Adorabubble]

Good morning

 

[Adorabubble]

Definitely getting nipplier! Brrr

 

[Wriggle]

3°c
Not even October

 

[RainyWetDayGuy]

Definitely getting nipplier! Brrr

Not always a bad thing - except for brass monkeys!

 

[Adorabubble]

Not always a bad thing - except for brass monkeys!

What are brass monkey

 

[Adorabubble]

3°c
Not even October

Diana Ross approves

 

[RainyWetDayGuy]

What are brass monkey

I had to copy this to b historically accurate: The expression: "It is cold enough to freeze the balls of a brass monkey" comes from the practice of putting iron cannon balls on a dimpled brass plate on the deck of a war-ship. When very cold the brass contracted sufficiently to cause the iron balls to fall out.

 

[Wriggle]

What are brass monkey

Brass Monkey
That funky Monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey
Brass
Got this dance that's more than real
Drink Brass Monkey, here's how you feel
You put your left leg down
Your right leg up
Tilt your head back, let's finish the cup

 

[Adorabubble]

I had to copy this to b historically accurate: The expression: "It is cold enough to freeze the balls of a brass monkey" comes from the practice of putting iron cannon balls on a dimpled brass plate on the deck of a war-ship. When very cold the brass contracted sufficiently to cause the iron balls to fall out.

I'll take note next time I'm on a war-ship

 

[RainyWetDayGuy]

I am sure you'll be watching most observantly how the sailors handle their balls.

 

[Adorabubble]

I am sure you'll be watching most observantly how the sailors handle their balls.

I watch that irrespective of profession

 

[stickygirl]

I had to copy this to b historically accurate: The expression: "It is cold enough to freeze the balls of a brass monkey" comes from the practice of putting iron cannon balls on a dimpled brass plate on the deck of a war-ship. When very cold the brass contracted sufficiently to cause the iron balls to fall out.

I hate to be a pedant but I fear the cannon balls story is a myth. Cannon balls would not be stored on deck because it would be dangerous.
Brass monkeys were a commonly sold ornament and it's thought that's where some cheeky cockney chap reflected "Eh crikey my old man - cold enuff to, well I dunno, meybe freeze the balls off that brass monkey, I'll be bound, mate".

 

[Adorabubble]

I hate to be a pedant but I fear the cannon balls story is a myth. Cannon balls would not be stored on deck because it would be dangerous.
Brass monkeys were a commonly sold ornament and it's thought that's where some cheeky cockney chap reflected "Eh crikey my old man - cold enuff to, well I dunno, meybe freeze the balls off that brass monkey, I'll be bound, mate".

A bit of controversy on a Saturday morning. I love it

 

[stickygirl]

A bit of controversy on a Saturday morning. I love it

I have no doubt that improperly clothed balls might suffer a reaction, but generally in an upward direction. Cold nipples however simply become a nuisance but... brass nipples?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Morning all
Thanks for an awesome earworm @Wriggle

 

[Adorabubble]

I have no doubt that improperly clothed balls might suffer a reaction, but generally in an upward direction. Cold nipples however simply become a nuisance but... brass nipples?

Maybe little brass clips for your nipples?