Spanky1372
Male UK
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I'm going to sign off folks. Have a great evening. If I'm not back have a fantastic weekend.
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You have good tastePrince William and Tom Hiddleston. Yorkshire puddings and British popular culture. Oh and cream teas.
That's very cross-trainingIs that the same as anger management?
For that I'll need a whip.That's very cross-training
Lol, dog walk?Brrr it's fucking freezing out there dam these morning walks.
Definitely getting nipplier! Brrr
What are brass monkeyNot always a bad thing - except for brass monkeys!
Diana Ross approves3°c
Not even October
What are brass monkey
What are brass monkey
I'll take note next time I'm on a war-shipI had to copy this to b historically accurate: The expression: "It is cold enough to freeze the balls of a brass monkey" comes from the practice of putting iron cannon balls on a dimpled brass plate on the deck of a war-ship. When very cold the brass contracted sufficiently to cause the iron balls to fall out.
I watch that irrespective of professionI am sure you'll be watching most observantly how the sailors handle their balls.
I hate to be a pedant but I fear the cannon balls story is a myth. Cannon balls would not be stored on deck because it would be dangerous.I had to copy this to b historically accurate: The expression: "It is cold enough to freeze the balls of a brass monkey" comes from the practice of putting iron cannon balls on a dimpled brass plate on the deck of a war-ship. When very cold the brass contracted sufficiently to cause the iron balls to fall out.
A bit of controversy on a Saturday morning. I love itI hate to be a pedant but I fear the cannon balls story is a myth. Cannon balls would not be stored on deck because it would be dangerous.
Brass monkeys were a commonly sold ornament and it's thought that's where some cheeky cockney chap reflected "Eh crikey my old man - cold enuff to, well I dunno, meybe freeze the balls off that brass monkey, I'll be bound, mate".
I have no doubt that improperly clothed balls might suffer a reaction, but generally in an upward direction. Cold nipples however simply become a nuisance but... brass nipples?A bit of controversy on a Saturday morning. I love it
Maybe little brass clips for your nipples?I have no doubt that improperly clothed balls might suffer a reaction, but generally in an upward direction. Cold nipples however simply become a nuisance but... brass nipples?
My mind went straight into a cockney accent there or something like it may sound to a northerner.I hate to be a pedant but I fear the cannon balls story is a myth. Cannon balls would not be stored on deck because it would be dangerous.
Brass monkeys were a commonly sold ornament and it's thought that's where some cheeky cockney chap reflected "Eh crikey my old man - cold enuff to, well I dunno, meybe freeze the balls off that brass monkey, I'll be bound, mate".
Stop it you lot.....you've got 10 minutes to stop itMaybe little brass clips for your nipples?