Anyone from the UK?

[deft]

Just had and amazing meatball sandwich for lunch.


As you were

Balls are always great wrapped between something.

 

[Spanky1372]

Just had and amazing meatball sandwich for lunch.


As you were

Are we still doing euphemisms?

 

[Adorabubble]

Are we still doing euphemisms?

Deft is

 

[deft]

Deft is

It’s another affliction. I’m riddled with ‘em.

 

[Darkweather]

Flag shaggers

That sounds like a whole website in itself!

 

[Spanky1372]

It’s another affliction. I’m riddled with ‘em.

That's not the only thing...the doctors called while you were out...

 

[RIPAphrodite]

How about a succulent cream horn?

That’s what all the shops offer and you end up with a little wimpy thing oozing with a little smidgen of cream…

 

[deft]

That’s what all the shops offer and you end up with a little wimpy thing oozing with a little smidgen of cream…

My cream horn never disappointed anyone!

 

[Spanky1372]

My cream horn never disappointed anyone!

You'll regret that....

 

[RosewoodTulip]

My cream horn never disappointed anyone!

Why is it that whenever I check this thread and there is friskiness abound you are always part of it?

 

[deft]

Why is it that whenever I check this thread and there is friskiness abound you are always part of it?

Who, me? My intentions are pure!

 

[thefishfryer]

Why is it that whenever I check this thread and there is friskiness abound you are always part of it?

He didn't get the memo.

 

[RIPAphrodite]

My cream horn never disappointed anyone!

Some prefer chocolate and some don’t even like horns

 

[deft]

Some prefer chocolate and some don’t even like horns

What? Surely it's such fun to lick the cream out of the horn with a wet, wriggly tongue?

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Is there something you're pining after

no, just commenting that there are some things you just can't say on lit.

 

[deft]

no, just commenting that there are some things you just can't say on lit.

True! Nobody wants to lick my cream horn, for example

 

[KeenVoyeur]

haven't had a cream horn for years!

You meant the pastry type, right?

I've been offering you the horn for a while now ...

Are you assuming I'm not?

You're WFH - you're naked! Although with this weather and the increase in energy price cap, you're probably dressed in every available piece of clothing in your wardrobe

That’s what all the shops offer and you end up with a little wimpy thing oozing with a little smidgen of cream…

I can't say I remember being intimate with you in the back of your local bakery ...

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I've been offering you the horn for a while now ...

You just want me to lick the cream out.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

You just want me to lick the cream out.

There are so many other options before we get to the fun part ... but this is the UK thread so I can't say any more than that

 

[thefishfryer]

no, just commenting that there are some things you just can't say on lit.

I must have been lucky, so far.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Start a thread something like "At what age did you lose your virginity, start masturbating or having sexual thoughts".

Any answers other than over 18 will get you in big trouble.

I know they have to guard against pedos (while promoting incest as a fun lifestyle choice) but there should be room for open discussion.

 

[EbersMoll]

That’s what all the shops offer and you end up with a little wimpy thing oozing with a little smidgen of cream…

Has someone been talking about me ?

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Start a thread something like "At what age did you lose your virginity, start masturbating or having sexual thoughts".

Any answers other than over 18 will get you in big trouble.

I know they have to guard against pedos (while promoting incest as a fun lifestyle choice) but there should be room for open discussion.

My guess is that the vast majority of people on here - and that includes the Mods - did any one (if not all) of those things before they were of legal age

Even "legal age" isn't always the same - and there isn't a law against masturbating at any age

 

[Darkweather]

My guess is that the vast majority of people on here - and that includes the Mods - did any one (if not all) of those things before they were of legal age

Even "legal age" isn't always the same - and there isn't a law against masturbating at any age

Tell that to the wank police. They'll find you!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

The blanket ban for underage conversation is there for a reason and I'm sure there are other places on the internet where those can be discussed should you need to for whatever reason.
Can we all please move on before the mods arrive and nerf the thread?