Anyone from the UK?

[thefishfryer]

Start a thread something like "At what age did you lose your virginity, start masturbating or having sexual thoughts".

Any answers other than over 18 will get you in big trouble.

I know they have to guard against pedos (while promoting incest as a fun lifestyle choice) but there should be room for open discussion.

My guess is that the vast majority of people on here - and that includes the Mods - did any one (if not all) of those things before they were of legal age

Even "legal age" isn't always the same - and there isn't a law against masturbating at any age

I tend to agree with you you, but having been a moderator on a different adult site, I can tell you, it is just easier to have a blanket ban on some subjects than to try and mediate over what is or is not acceptable.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Tell that to the wank police. They'll find you!

Nothing would surprise me in modern day Britain ...

And with that, noting previous comments, discussion closed

 

[deft]

If nobody wants my cream horn, can I get some lady fingers to nibble on?

 

[Kat0069]

*drags the thread back on track*

It's my bin day tomorrow and none of my neighbours (AKA binfluencers) have put theirs out yet so I'm not sure which ones it is tomorrow.

 

[Spanky1372]

What? Surely it's such fun to lick the cream out of the horn with a wet, wriggly tongue?

I need a face smack emoji.

 

[Spanky1372]

*drags the thread back on track*

It's my bin day tomorrow and none of my neighbours (AKA binfluencers) have put theirs out yet so I'm not sure which ones it is tomorrow.

All of them....be a devil.

 

[thefishfryer]

*drags the thread back on track*

It's my bin day tomorrow and none of my neighbours (AKA binfluencers) have put theirs out yet so I'm not sure which ones it is tomorrow.

Oh no, the quandary of multiple bins and collection days.

 

[Spanky1372]

If nobody wants my cream horn, can I get some lady fingers to nibble on?

I'm sure you've already got those.....

 

[Kat0069]

Oh no, the quandary of multiple bins and collection days.

I'm going to leave it until the morning and hope I don't oversleep

 

[EbersMoll]

I'm going to leave it until the morning and hope I don't oversleep

A very risky strategy in my experience!

 

[Heidi_UK]

I'm going to leave it until the morning and hope I don't oversleep

If in daaht....Get 'em all aaaaaht

 

[Spanky1372]

I'm going to leave it until the morning and hope I don't oversleep

That's a risky game to play. Do you play Russian roulette too?

 

[Kat0069]

A very risky strategy in my experience!

I'm willing to take the gamble

 

[Wriggle]

I'm going to leave it until the morning and hope I don't oversleep

I'm going to need your camera doorbell footage of you in your flimsy dressing gown running after the bin truck.

 

[thefishfryer]

I'm going to leave it until the morning and hope I don't oversleep

That wouldn't work for me, I rely on them to wake me on a Tuesday.

 

[Wriggle]

That wouldn't work for me, I rely on them to wake me on a Tuesday.

I think Blur were wise to rewrite the lyrics to parklife.

 

[Spanky1372]

I'm going to need your camera doorbell footage of you in your flimsy dressing gown running after the bin truck.

Got it, yours for a ~ fiver ~ 50p.

 

[Kat0069]

I'm going to need your camera doorbell footage of you in your flimsy dressing gown running after the bin truck.

Too bad I don't have a doorbell.... or a flimsy dressing gown either!

 

[firebilly]

Too bad I don't have a doorbell.... or a flimsy dressing gown either!

Just use your phone and send the image

 

[Spanky1372]

Too bad I don't have a doorbell.... or a flimsy dressing gown either!

That wasn't a dressing gown? Oh....I....oh...erm....ah.

 

[thefishfryer]

Too bad I don't have a doorbell.... or a flimsy dressing gown either!

No doorbell? I'll have to use your knockers....... erm door knocker.

 

[Spanky1372]

No doorbell? I'll have to use your knockers....... erm door knocker.

Groans......just like FF getting up off the sofa...

 

[Heidi_UK]

Too bad I don't have a doorbell.... or a flimsy dressing gown either!

Ooh easy Christmas presents - take note everyone.

 

[Wriggle]

Oh
If anyone wants to buye Christmas presents -
Here is my Amazon wishlist

 

[Spanky1372]

Ooh easy Christmas presents - take note everyone.

One flesh coloured flimsy dressing gown (try typing that with autocorrect on) from Amazon coming up. What size please?