Anyone from the UK?

[Adorabubble]

Small ones are more juicy.

And sensitive

 

[Darkweather]

Nuclear bombs?

certainly a blast!

 

[thefishfryer]

Nuclear bombs?

I hope not. If you don't want coffee you could try this

https://i.imgur.com/OjTtalc.jpg

 

[thefishfryer]

And sensitive

I'd like to test that theory. Worth a PhD for sure.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

@Lucy_Lastic and @Adorabubble should be ashamed of themselves ... coming in to a serious discussion and throwing grenades about like confetti!

Might I suggest they are both sent to my office for corrective training?

If we're not out again by Monday, send food parcels and a defibrillator (those young ladies might need it)

 

[shrek100]

There's a Ham and Sandwich in Kent

I am in sandwhich as I type

 

[Speshul91]

I am in sandwhich as I type

All this talk of food is making me hungry lol

 

[deft]

All this talk of food is making me hungry lol

Want something substantial in your mouth, then?

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Steady on @deft! You've been a bit rampant over the last couple of days - something in your water? (Maybe best not to discuss that given the state of our water companies)

I'm hoping your fellow workers are safe from your perversions?

 

[Speshul91]

Want something substantial in your mouth, then?

That would be telling

 

[Adorabubble]

Steady on @deft! You've been a bit rampant over the last couple of days - something in your water? (Maybe best not to discuss that given the state of our water companies)

I'm hoping your fellow workers are safe from your perversions?

Deft always says he's hard at work so I'm sure he's been good and productive

 

[deft]

Steady on @deft! You've been a bit rampant over the last couple of days - something in your water? (Maybe best not to discuss that given the state of our water companies)

I'm hoping your fellow workers are safe from your perversions?

I only mentioned sexual intercourse because nobody wanted to talk about getting my sausage between two hot buttered baps for brekkie

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Deft always says he's hard at work so I'm sure he's been good and productive

Think he works in a Sperm Donor clinic ... been producing healthy supplies for hundreds of hopeful couples for years now

No wonder he eats so many biscuits

 

[Spanky1372]

Deft always says he's hard at work so I'm sure he's been good and productive

He works in a sperm bank....they're currently building an extension.

 

[Adorabubble]

@Lucy_Lastic and @Adorabubble should be ashamed of themselves ... coming in to a serious discussion and throwing grenades about like confetti!

Might I suggest they are both sent to my office for corrective training?

If we're not out again by Monday, send food parcels and a defibrillator (those young ladies might need it)

I'm in QC so I'm in charge of Corrective Actions

 

[KeenVoyeur]

I'm in QC so I'm in charge of Corrective Actions

I'll see your QC and raise you with my MD / CEO ...

Now who's in charge of Corrective Actions?

 

[Spanky1372]

I'm out....good luck

 

[EbersMoll]

Returns from the land of coffee and ice cream (the land of sausage and beer being shut today, so I will be there next week) to see a tirade of smut!!

Good work everyone! Proud of you.

In the meantime I snagged this from the Flea’sbook…

 

[Adorabubble]

I'll see your QC and raise you with my MD / CEO ...

Now who's in charge of Corrective Actions?

Depends who's the SME and has the appropriate Job Title on SOP.

 

[Spanky1372]

I'm an SME on corrective actions but currently sat with HR looking at quals for applicants experience. Woefully short atm.

 

[Spanky1372]

HR has given me authority to release some of the details as long as I keep applicant confidentiality. So:

Deft: you should be in the anteaters enclosure at Knowsley.

 

[deft]

HR has given me authority to release some of the details as long as I keep applicant confidentiality. So:

Deft: you should be in the anteaters enclosure at Knowsley.

You told me I could look after the boobies!

It’s a large seabird, like a gannet, you pervs.

 

[Spanky1372]

You told me I could look after the boobies!

It’s a large seabird, like a gannet, you pervs.

I did, the feathered boobies next to the anteater and across from the gannets.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Returns from the land of coffee and ice cream (the land of sausage and beer being shut today, so I will be there next week) to see a tirade of smut!!

Good work everyone! Proud of you.

In the meantime I snagged this from the Flea’sbook…

You will be in the land of sausage and beer next week? Bad timing, the Munich beer festival ends at the weekend.

 

[Anastasia1999]

I hope you get a day off in compensation while everyone else is slaving away working!

Yes I do thank you. And triple pay. I am not complaining really.