Anyone from the UK?

[Biggalute]

Morning all, not posted for a couple of weeks but was getting bin withdrawals.
Hope you all have a good day

 

[RosewoodTulip]

My bad. @lingus60 - what can I get you? The least I can do.

I would have offered but I want him to feel better, not worse.
I can make a pot of tea though (or coffees)

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm doing avocado toast and poached egg if anyone wants some?

There's posh. Is the avocado smashed?

 

[mr1derful]

There's posh. Is the avocado smashed?

I didn’t realise avocado came any other way

 

[Wand3rlust]

I didn’t realise avocado came any other way

I mean you can slice it. Probably scoop it.

 

[Darkweather]

First meeting of the day over at least.

Did I miss anything?

 

[mr1derful]

I mean you can slice it. Probably scoop it.

You sure you’re still talking avocado there?

 

[lingus60]

My bad. @lingus60 - what can I get you? The least I can do.

Thanks for the offer. I'll save it up for when I can taste again. Meanwhile cardboard with a side order of cardboard would be appreciated

 

[Adorabubble]

There's posh. Is the avocado smashed?

Mildly tispy

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Thanks for the offer. I'll save it up for when I can taste again. Meanwhile cardboard with a side order of cardboard would be appreciated

When I had it earlier this year I did what was meant to be a strong curry. Thought I could jump start the old olfactory. Couldn't taste or smell anything but apparently I'd used so much spice my kid could hardly breathe downstairs
Oops

 

[lingus60]

Get well soon Lingus you need to be able to smell the testosterone on the thread....

Errr... not convinced about that...

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Get well soon Lingus you need to be able to smell the testosterone on the thread....

I prefer to take it orally.

 

[deft]

I prefer to take it orally.

You are a trooper

 

[Adorabubble]

I prefer to take it orally.

I have had the suppository on occasion.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Suppository and pessary.

Makes a good ointment for the skin too.

 

[Adorabubble]

Suppository and pessary.

Makes a good ointment for the skin too.

I often get it in my eye or hair.

 

[deft]

I often get it in my eye or hair.

Nobody wants pinkeye.

 

[Adorabubble]

Nobody wants pinkeye.

Exactly

 

[Spanky1372]

I'm in Tescos looking for crushed nuts. Can anyone help?

 

[deft]

I heard that taking it from multiple different sources improves results.

 

[deft]

I'm in Tescos looking for crushed nuts. Can anyone help?

When you find them, be careful not to spill them everywhere.

 

[magic_rat]

I'm in Tescos looking for crushed nuts. Can anyone help?

Baking dept

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I often get it in my eye or hair.

Stings like a bitch in the eye

 

[deft]

Stings like a bitch in the eye

I believe there are much more satisfying places to take it.

 

[Darkweather]

I'm in Tescos looking for crushed nuts. Can anyone help?

I'm sure Security will help out.