Tallulah82
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Oh, you do. You just haven't realised its powers yet.wtf is a lady beacon and why don't I have one?
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Oh, you do. You just haven't realised its powers yet.wtf is a lady beacon and why don't I have one?
Yes. Good afternoon, sir. I hope that your day has been fully pleasant and not too showery. And that your biscuit barrel has been providing sufficient snacks for you.Afternoon everyone

It hasn't been too bad, I'm out of biscuits parked in a wet muddy field (through choice)Yes. Good afternoon, sir. I hope that your day has been fully pleasant and not too showery. And that your biscuit barrel has been providing sufficient snacks for you.
It's so good to talk to a grownup here.
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The power of a lady beacon ... just like the clip in "A Bug's Life"Oh, you do. You just haven't realised its powers yet.![]()
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Wellies and waterproofs, or are you planning on recreating a certain scene from Saltburn? :OIt hasn't been too bad, I'm out of biscuits parked in a wet muddy field (through choice)
I dunno about the grown up part though
Why do I find that oddly arousing?The power of a lady beacon ... just like the clip in "A Bug's Life"
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You're intrigued by other lady beacons?Why do I find that oddly arousing?![]()
The only mature thing here is my cheese.Wellies and waterproofs, or are you planning on recreating a certain scene from Saltburn? :O
Well, I guess I didn't say 'mature'.
I've got my waterproofs and boots on, need to head back into the real world at some point for shopping thoughWellies and waterproofs, or are you planning on recreating a certain scene from Saltburn? :O
Well, I guess I didn't say 'mature'.

I don't even have a lady garden!wtf is a lady beacon and why don't I have one?
more of a beacon for someI don't even have a lady garden!
That means putting the kettle on thoughBiscuits?
Yes please. I'm starving.Biscuits?
I think we need to see photographic evidence of that ... but perhaps not on this thread!I don't even have a lady garden!
I has been shown but you missed itI think we need to see photographic evidence of that ... but perhaps not on this thread!![]()
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I was going to say don't rub it in, but then I realised the implications.I has been shown but you missed it
Ye but there's no + - QR code involvedThat would be WFWWLHWL. Bit of a mouthful
I like something to cut now and againI don't even have a lady garden!
Again the f'ing emoji peoplewtf is a lady beacon and why don't I have one?
Fella, did you get the van out?Afternoon everyone
There's only so many times I can ask for one...simple...emoji...I don't even have a lady garden!