Anyone from the UK?

[Lucy_Lastic]

I tried phoning the tinnitus helpline.

There was no answer. Just kept ringing...

Good morning all.

They combine all services here.

"If you feel alone, press 1,

If you're co-dependent, press 2,

If you're OCD press 3... repeatedly or your family will die"

 

[Adorabubble]

They combine all services here.

"If you feel alone, press 1,

If you're co-dependent, press 2,

If you're OCD press 3... repeatedly or your family will die"

If you are innumerate press 11

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

They combine all services here.

"If you feel alone, press 1,

If you're co-dependent, press 2,

If you're OCD press 3... repeatedly or your family will die"

I rang the Alcoholic's Anonymous helpline last week.

They weren't very happy with me. I don't know why...

I only wanted to know how to make a proper Mojito.

 

[Spanky1372]

I rang the Alcoholic's Anonymous helpline last week.

They weren't very happy with me. I don't know why...

I only wanted to know how to make a proper Mojito.

I'm still petitioning for that faceslap emoji.

 

[thefishfryer]

If you are innumerate press 11

Is that binary

 

[lingus60]

I tried phoning the tinnitus helpline.

There was no answer. Just kept ringing...

Good morning all.

Hey Wonky! How are you doing mate?

 

[Adorabubble]

Is that binary

LGBTQ+

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Hey Wonky! How are you doing mate?

Hi Lingus old pal. I'm alright - ploddin' on! How's about you?

 

[lingus60]

Hi Lingus old pal. I'm alright - ploddin' on! How's about you?

Good thanks! Just getting over a bout of covid but all good. Great to see you around

 

[thefishfryer]

LGBTQ+

I've never really understood that, you don't really need the L or it should be LHBTQ+

Just my thoughts (no offence meant to anyone who wants to be G}

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Good thanks! Just getting over a bout of covid but all good. Great to see you around

Oh yuck. I hope you get over the last hurdles.

Thanks mate. I thought I'd show my face for a little bit. I realise I haven't been around for a while. Bit of a rough patch.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Is that binary

Transphobe.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I've never really understood that, you don't really need the L or it should be LHBTQ+

Just my thoughts (no offence meant to anyone who wants to be G}

Lesbian is female presenting specific. Gay tends to be male presenting specific. The Q is there for those who don't feel either are a good match.
+ represents I (intersex) and A (asexual).

I'm the B!

 

[Heidi_UK]

You'll probably find me somewhere in the Q+.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I'm actually more pan than bi. So maybe I'm Q+ too lol

 

[Spanky1372]

I'm actually more pan than bi. So maybe I'm Q+ too lol

So you'll identify as gender blind?

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

No, not blind. It's like the people who say they're colour blind. Bullshit. But I've had sex with men and women and trans people. My general preference is for cock, I need penetration, but if I'm attracted to a person it's because of the person, not the genitals. Does that make sense?

 

[thefishfryer]

Lesbian is female presenting specific. Gay tends to be male presenting specific. The Q is there for those who don't feel either are a good match.
+ represents I (intersex) and A (asexual).

I'm the B!

But why not an H for male presenting specific as I suggested. Lesbians often refer to themselves as Gay. Seems Homosexuals are getting a raw deal.

 

[thefishfryer]

No, not blind. It's like the people who say they're colour blind. Bullshit. But I've had sex with men and women and trans people. My general preference is for cock, I need penetration, but if I'm attracted to a person it's because of the person, not the genitals. Does that make sense?

It makes complete sense to me.

 

[Heidi_UK]

Just had a coffee from the cafe next door, like I do most weeks, and this time it's like some kind of rocket fuel. I am absolutely buzzing to the point of feeling sick.

 

[Adorabubble]

Just had a coffee from the cafe next door, like I do most weeks, and this time it's like some kind of rocket fuel. I am absolutely buzzing to the point of feeling sick.

Was it spiked?

 

[thefishfryer]

Just had a coffee from the cafe next door, like I do most weeks, and this time it's like some kind of rocket fuel. I am absolutely buzzing to the point of feeling sick.

Cannabis coffee beans?

 

[Heidi_UK]

Was it spiked?

With speed, possibly.

 

[Darkweather]

With speed, possibly.

That must be some coffee they serve!

 

[Heidi_UK]

That must be some coffee they serve!

Maybe none of this has actually happened yet and I can just see through time