Anyone from the UK?

[stickygirl]

60+ say excuse me yourself.
Under 60 fess up.

That's an excert from the tooting gazette

So I say sorry?
As it happened we both ignored it. It didn't sound like a stinker, so no harm done.
Cheltenham is where the spies live innit?

 

[Spanky1372]

So I say sorry?
As it happened we both ignored it. It didn't sound like a stinker, so no harm done.
Cheltenham is where the spies live innit?

You'd be a shit spy if you said yes....but no spies there. They live on the Thames in a house.

 

[Spanky1372]

So I say sorry?
As it happened we both ignored it. It didn't sound like a stinker, so no harm done.
Cheltenham is where the spies live innit?

Just say excuse me...
No smell just move on.
How can it sound like a smell? That's contradictory.

 

[stickygirl]

Just say excuse me...
No smell just move on.
How can it sound like a smell? That's contradictory.

It's metaphor
If songs have colours then sounds can have smells

 

[orangecurious]

You'd be a shit spy if you said yes....but no spies there. They live on the Thames in a house.

the house would sink though

 

[Spanky1372]

the house would sink though

Put Thames and House together then Google it.
I can't promise you won't get a visit at 4 am with your browsing history.

 

[stickygirl]

the house would sink though

Sink or stink? Pls clarify

 

[thefishfryer]

What's the proper etiquette regarding other people ( or oneself I suppose ) farting at a public event? I was at an exhibition earlier and I was doing my best to make conversation with a very nice lady when she farted. She did her best to cover her toot by exclaiming about a work, but the fart had been done.

Blame the dog.

 

[orangecurious]

Sink or stink? Pls clarify

probably both... the former first, the latter as the mud oozed around it

 

[stickygirl]

Can we hold hands as decent UKers and spare a thought for the clusterfuck about to hit Florida.?

 

[Spanky1372]

Goodnight All.

Have a great evening and rest of the week.

Love to All. Be safe, be kind x

 

[orangecurious]

definitely a spy

 

[orangecurious]

Can we hold hands as decent UKers and spare a thought for the clusterfuck about to hit Florida.?

so long as it's virtual... i mean, actual touching? best not.

 

[stickygirl]

so long as it's virtual... i mean, actual touching? best not.

No touching. Someone threw themselves at me this evening and I wanted to punch them. I see hugs as an assault when uninvited.

Has anyone had flu/covid jabs yet? Some of the old guys are moaning that the flu jab left them ill. I always pay a few quid to get one at Superdrug

 

[orangecurious]

No touching. Someone threw themselves at me this evening and I wanted to punch them. I see hugs as an assault when uninvited.

Has anyone had flu/covid jabs yet? Some of the old guys are moaning that the flu jab left them ill. I always pay a few quid to get one at Superdrug

not me, i avoid getting near needles.

hugs from friends are good. otherwise... NO! i don't even like handshakes. actually, hate handshakes!

 

[Adorabubble]

Evening

 

[Henry_Hoover_Bags]

Polite request
If you are going to be eating biscuits can you please eat them over a plate.
Thank you for your cooperation.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I see hugs as an assault when uninvited.

I hadn't thought of it in those terms, but think it's creepy weird to hug someone you don't know. But, my friends/family? I'm a hugger.

 

[stickygirl]

I hadn't thought of it in those terms, but think it's creepy weird to hug someone you don't know. But, my friends/family? I'm a hugger.

Oh I love a hug, but I have red lines. I don't hand out leaflets about my lines, so maybe I won't punch them, but I may scrunch up my fingers!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh I love a hug, but I have red lines. I don't hand out leaflets about my lines, so maybe I won't punch them, but I may scrunch up my fingers!

Save the throat punches for those that really deserve it!

 

[orangecurious]

*puts hand over throat and backs away slowly*

 

[thefishfryer]

No touching. Someone threw themselves at me this evening and I wanted to punch them. I see hugs as an assault when uninvited.

Has anyone had flu/covid jabs yet? Some of the old guys are moaning that the flu jab left them ill. I always pay a few quid to get one at Superdrug

I had no issues with the. Flu jab

 

[Speshul91]

Fella, did you get the van out?

Yeah, been camping here

 

[NorthernCardinal]

 

[Adorabubble]

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