Anyone from the UK?

[thefishfryer]

Or BOAM

Or COCK

 

[Darkweather]

Or COCK

Boasting again?

 

[thefishfryer]

Boasting again?

On the contrary it's just a mouthful, not the full larynx.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

It's on the tip of my tongue...

That's as far as it reaches.

 

[Adorabubble]

Oh its hard? Ooops sorry.

 

[Tallulah82]

Good afternoon, to those who are gloriously alphabetised and those who refuse to be! Personally, I am Q (questioning).

Hope you've all been humping today.

 

[thefishfryer]

Oh its hard? Ooops sorry.

Perhaps you've overcooked it?

 

[thefishfryer]

Good afternoon, to those who are gloriously alphabetised and those who refuse to be! Personally, I am Q (questioning).

Hope you've all been humping today.

You just saw the word hard, and had to jump in.

 

[Tallulah82]

You just saw the word hard, and had to jump in.

It's like a damned beacon.

 

[deft]

Good afternoon, to those who are gloriously alphabetised and those who refuse to be! Personally, I am Q (questioning).

Hope you've all been humping today.

I've definitely been humping...

...all kinds of stuff to the tip.

 

[Tallulah82]

I've definitely been humping...

...all kinds of stuff to the tip.

I know what you mean but I refuse to take it non-sexually, because I knows what you likes.

 

[thefishfryer]

It's like a damned beacon.

I thought that was our secret.

 

[deft]

I know what you mean but I refuse to take it non-sexually, because I knows what you likes.

I'm quite sure I don't know what you mean?

Anyway, gotta go, just two more sacks to empty.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Is @Wand3rlust on holiday or in prison? This thread has gone to the dogs recently and I think it's because she's not here to keep her (beady) eye on you! Those two @Adorabubble and @Lucy_Lastic are encourageable - I mean "incorrigible" with their suggestive behaviour (not that it's not actually rather enjoyable) and @deft only encourages them and @Tallulah82 with innuendo and double entendre ...

It's almost like it's a thread on an adult website (Long may it continue!)

 

[Darkweather]

It's like a damned beacon.

You mean it lights up?

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm quite sure I don't know what you mean?

Anyway, gotta go, just two more sacks to empty.

RAWR!

 

[Tallulah82]

Is @Wand3rlust on holiday or in prison? This thread has gone to the dogs recently and I think it's because she's not here to keep her (beady) eye on you! Those two @Adorabubble and @Lucy_Lastic are encourageable - I mean "incorrigible" with their suggestive behaviour (not that it's not actually rather enjoyable) and @deft only encourages them and @Tallulah82 with innuendo and double entendre ...

It's almost like it's a thread on an adult website (Long may it continue!)

Hey, I'm rarely here! And I'm not overstuffed with double anythings, or putting ANYTHING in-my-end-os.

Geez. Show up and say hi and this is what I get.

 

[Tallulah82]

You mean it lights up?

Lights up, vibrates, shoots out ropes and ropes of erm, those silent thingys that only dogs and tarts can hear...

 

[thefishfryer]

You mean it lights up?

It lights up the ladies eyes.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Hey, I'm rarely here! And I'm not overstuffed with double anythings, or putting ANYTHING in-my-end-os.

Geez. Show up and say hi and this is what I get.

When you do drop by, you only brighten the place up! Heaven forbid anyone tries to empty their sacks or stuff anything up your end ... although I suspect many would like to try

Then you spoil yourself by mentioning your lady beacon ...

 

[Spanky1372]

Oh its hard? Ooops sorry.

Really need that emoji....

 

[thefishfryer]

Really need that emoji....

 

[Tallulah82]

Then you spoil yourself by mentioning your lady beacon ...

It wasn't my beacon! And NOT my lady beacon!

(but don't worry, I always spoil my lady beacon as much as I can )

EDITED - Oh, ffs, THIS is the comment at the top of a fresh page. Now everyone is going to think I've been harping on about my lady beacon. I haven't!!! I HAVEN'T!

 

[deft]

It wasn't my beacon! And NOT my lady beacon!

(but don't worry, I always spoil my lady beacon as much as I can )

EDITED - Oh, ffs, THIS is the comment at the top of a fresh page. Now everyone is going to think I've been harping on about my lady beacon. I haven't!!! I HAVEN'T!

A likely story. That lady beacon gets a constant polishing, I swear.

 

[thefishfryer]

It wasn't my beacon! And NOT my lady beacon!

(but don't worry, I always spoil my lady beacon as much as I can )

EDITED - Oh, ffs, THIS is the comment at the top of a fresh page. Now everyone is going to think I've been harping on about my lady beacon. I haven't!!! I HAVEN'T!

Calm down dear, we know the light shines out your..... erm ..... torch.