Anyone from the UK?

[Lucy_Lastic]

Would you like tea with those?

Coffee please. If you're bringing it to me in bed better keep your eyes closed.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Agreed, that's why they're all that's left! Please make an offer, I want them gone

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We're talking liquid gold, kills any bitterness in the coffee straight up

These are gross as actual fuck. Bin them.

 

[Darkweather]

Coffee please. If you're bringing it to me in bed better keep your eyes closed.

of course - coming right up!

I get ignored for the most part anyway so I don't bother. I get occasional NICE TITS BABE WUD LUV 2 FUK THEM messages from the less eloquent majority and occasionally people send me nice comments about my posts but mostly my DMs are about as active as my sex life at the moment.

... and might I also take the opportunity to note that you have very wonderful breasts my good lady!

 

[Darkweather]

Absolutely, tastes like goooood chemicals

I think I will stick to white liquid squeezed from the mammary glands of a female bovine.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

... and might I also take the opportunity to note that you have very wonderful breasts my good lady!

You peeked!

But goes without saying, babe. I love my boobs.

 

[Darkweather]

You peeked!

sorry - only to avoid spilling your coffee. the alternative was to try and feel my way.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I think I will stick to white liquid squeezed from the mammary glands of a female bovine.

I love how you romanticise everything.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

sorry - only to avoid spilling your coffee. the alternative was to try and feel my way.

I could have guided you in.






Don't even think it.








Too late.

 

[Kraken_96]

These are gross as actual fuck. Bin them.

WRONG (actually that specific brand is garbage, tastes like jet fuel more than the flavours they should be, but most are great)

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

WRONG (actually that specific brand is garbage, tastes like jet fuel more than the flavours they should be, but most are great)

Not if you like coffee.

It's like having the perfect steak and putting custard on it.

 

[Darty20]

Hi all , 61yr UK
Love Chatting

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Hey Darty. Go on then, chat.

Favourite biscuit?

 

[Darkweather]

Hi all , 61yr UK
Love Chatting

welcome. Chat is tolerated, but biscuits are essential.

 

[Kraken_96]

Not if you like coffee.

It's like having the perfect steak and putting custard on it.

You mean the cousin of the delicacy known as milk steak?

 

[Darty20]

Hey Darty. Go on then, chat.

Favourite biscuit?

Got to be a fig roll

 

[Darkweather]

You mean the cousin of the delicacy known as milk steak?
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that looks like something that comes back up after too much partying

 

[deft]

Got to be a fig roll

That's an outlier on the "what is a biscuit" scale, surely?

 

[Darkweather]

That's an outlier on the "what is a biscuit" scale, surely?

I'll allow it. It's closer to a biscuit than my fave, which is jaffa cake

 

[thefishfryer]

I'll allow it. It's closer to a biscuit than my fave, which is jaffa cake

They're both a bit marginal, but acceptable. No US biscuits though.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

You mean the cousin of the delicacy known as milk steak?
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I think you need to leave. WTAF with the jelly beans?

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

that looks like something that comes back up after too much partying

yup

 

[Kraken_96]

I think you need to leave. WTAF with the jelly beans?

Something something sugar crust?

We haven't even called out that that steak has been straight up boiled

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Something something sugar crust?

We haven't even called out that that steak has been straight up boiled

I was too busy trying to keep my breakfast down.

 

[Adorabubble]

You mean the cousin of the delicacy known as milk steak?
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That's horrific

 

[deft]

That's horrific

How the Americans can ever mock other cultures' food is beyond me