Anyone from the UK?

[HampshireBoy]

Not if you like coffee.

It's like having the perfect steak and putting custard on it.

I mostly drink tea, but the only way to drink good coffee (IMO) is black - some work well with a little sugar to sweeten.

I also can't stand adding sauces to steak, a good steak should taste fabulous without.

 

[deft]

I also can't stand adding sauces to steak, a good steak should taste fabulous without.

THIS! Sauces on steak are simply there to hide the bad meat they'd serve at Little Chef.

 

[Adorabubble]

How the Americans can ever mock other cultures' food is beyond me

I've been to America a few times and, while there's some good food, a lot consists of large volumes of tasteless stodge.

 

[deft]

I've been to America a few times and, while there's some good food, a lot consists of large volumes of tasteless stodge.

They definitely like a big portion over there.

 

[Adorabubble]

Teams meetings this morning what fun!
What have I missed?

 

[Adorabubble]

They definitely like a big portion over there.

Yes. You can always take stuff back with you as the portions are huge

 

[HampshireBoy]

Yes. You can always take stuff back with you as the portions are huge

Thats the thing I always find odd as a business model, everywhere serves huges portions then offers a free box to take the leftovers home. Why not serve slightly smaller portions in the first place?

 

[deft]

Thats the thing I always find odd as a business model, everywhere serves huges portions then offers a free box to take the leftovers home. Why not serve slightly smaller portions in the first place?

Everybody likes a box filled with (most of) a large portion, clearly.

 

[Adorabubble]

Everybody likes a box filled with (most of) a large portion, clearly.

Thrisky Tuesday?

 

[deft]

Thrisky Tuesday?

Wanky Weekday covers it.

 

[RainyWetDayGuy]

Thrisky, is that a kind of frisky thriftiness?

 

[Adorabubble]

Wanky Weekday covers it.

What about weekends

 

[deft]

What about weekends

Same, to be honest.

 

[Adorabubble]

Same, to be honest.

You must have strong wrists

 

[deft]

You must have strong wrists

There are ways around that.

 

[Adorabubble]

There are ways around that.

I met a man who could self fellatio

 

[deft]

I met a mn who could self fellatio

I could lick my tip in my pomp... not these days...

 

[deft]

...and yes, every man has tried it.

 

[Adorabubble]

...and yes, every man has tried it.

I figured

 

[Londonguy69]

I could lick my tip in my pomp... not these days...

Got to be careful with that. Anyone that has seen the film Clerks will be aware of the potential dangers

 

[Adorabubble]

Got to be careful with that. Anyone that has seen the film Clerks will be aware of the potential dangers

I won't go into the story but a man I was with got his stuck in the bars of a cage as he was a bit flaccid going in but expanded when inserted.

 

[deft]

I won't go into the story but a man I was with got his stuck in the bars of a cage as he was a bit flaccid going in but expanded when inserted.

Tease.

 

[Briefsencounter]

I won't go into the story but a man I was with got his stuck in the bars of a cage as he was a bit flaccid going in but expanded when inserted.

Was he smuggling budgies?

 

[Adorabubble]

Was he smuggling budgies?

Tweety Pie

 

[deft]

Tweety Pie

Titty Pie? Yes, please!