Anyone from the UK?

[Oniafox]

And here’s me excited at going for a sunny autumn walk. Sounds like your plans are much more fun!!

We are planning to walk a puppy he is trading ….. later

 

[thefishfryer]

At 39 it shouldn’t happen, but I actually felt a little sicky when I first woke

I'm sorry, but my eyes or brain couldn't help reading that as sticky

 

[hot hugo]

We are planning to walk a puppy he is trading ….. later

Trading? what is he trading? puppy for pussy?!

 

[Spanky1372]

Sorry to hijack your day @Oniafox but the next fucking cyclist that creeps up behind me on their bike on a narrow towpath without sounding their bell is getting straightarmed into the water.

I just wanted to explain my absence.

 

[Spanky1372]

We're going to have bacon butties this morning No mushrooms in the house but hey...

Plenty of funghis sorry nor sorry...bye cyclist approaching.

 

[Oniafox]

I'm sorry, but my eyes or brain couldn't help reading that as sticky

Not yet. In fact clamped shut

 

[hot hugo]

I'm sorry, but my eyes or brain couldn't help reading that as sticky

+1

 

[Oniafox]

Trading? what is he trading? puppy for pussy?!

Ducking spellcheck! Training

 

[thefishfryer]

Not yet. In fact clamped shut

The bath will help

 

[thefishfryer]

Ducking spellcheck! Training

You're hoping to learn from his training?

 

[stickygirl]

Sorry to hijack your day @Oniafox but the next fucking cyclist that creeps up behind me on their bike on a narrow towpath without sounding their bell is getting straightarmed into the water.

I just wanted to explain my absence.

rant rant rant

 

[Spanky1372]

rant rant rant

Touché

 

[bikerbonez]

did you all put your clocks back ?
https://i.postimg.cc/vmgKmr5c/Clocks-Back.jpg

 

[Spanky1372]

rant rant rant

You're rubb.....no no no

 

[hot hugo]

I popped over with a home made curry yesterday. But today is the day

I just need to do one more thing in preparation. Dressing up won’t take long

…less than 30min… are you already in the babydoll?!

 

[orangecurious]

Morning all

 

[hot hugo]

@Oniafox


ding dong…

 

[stickygirl]

@Oniafox


ding dong…

I hope he brought flowers
or chocolate works too

or bacon rolls but that's a bit niche if your crush turns out to be vegan.

Can you eat vegan vagina?

 

[bikerbonez]

Morning all

morning

 

[orangecurious]

Woke up to see a parekeet staring at me through the window.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I hope he brought flowers
or chocolate works too

I'll remember that, do you prefer Milk Tray chocolates or Fry's chocolate creme?

 

[Adorabubble]

morning

Morning

 

[hot hugo]

I hope he brought flowers
or chocolate works too

or bacon rolls but that's a bit niche if your crush turns out to be vegan.

Can you eat vegan vagina?

No oral fun for vegans?! Technically all the liquids are coming from a human. Or what is different to milk from a cow?

 

[bikerbonez]

Morning

and a good morning to you too

 

[Spanky1372]

Woke up to see a parekeet staring at me through the window.

I'm not going down the obvious...
Not your bird I presume?