Anyone from the UK?

[orangecurious]

I'm not going down the obvious...
Not your bird I presume?

Wild one.
Its friend was hanging onto the little feeder and it was standing on top of it, staring at me.

 

[stickygirl]

No oral fun for vegans?! Technically all the liquids are coming from a human. Or what is different to milk from a cow?

I've read this several times...

 

[Spanky1372]

I've read this several times...

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Woke up to see a parekeet staring at me through the window.

I wonder what the parakeet was thinking?

 

[deft]

Good luck, @Oniafox

 

[hot hugo]

I've read this several times...

I’m definitely not vegan… and tbh, it’s the first time I gave it a though… thanks to your comment

 

[stickygirl]

I’m definitely not vegan… and tbh, it’s the first time I gave it a though… thanks to your comment

I think it's acceptable to eat vegan vagina so long as you don't swallow

 

[hot hugo]

I think it's acceptable to eat vegan vagina so long as you don't swallow

If you apply the same logic to sucking a cock… it will be compliant as long as you are spitting out

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I think it's acceptable to eat vegan vagina so long as you don't swallow

Any sides like coleslaw or onion rings allowed?

 

[Oniafox]

Good luck, @Oniafox

A good start

 

[Oniafox]

I hope he brought flowers
or chocolate works too

or bacon rolls but that's a bit niche if your crush turns out to be vegan.

Can you eat vegan vagina?

Flowers from his greenhouse We had smoked salmon mousse sat in our double whirlpool bath

 

[Adorabubble]

Flowers from his greenhouse We had smoked salmon mousse sat in our double whirlpool bath

Salmon mousse , how posh. And whirlpool bath!

 

[Oniafox]

Salmon mousse , how posh. And whirlpool bath!

Washed down with bucksfizz

 

[deft]

Salmon mousse , how posh. And whirlpool bath!

Washed down with bucksfizz

This is joyous, decadent... and hottt.

 

[Oniafox]

This is joyous, decadent... and hottt.

He’s had to pop home to check on the puppy. I’m not bothering to get dressed, he won’t be long

 

[Adorabubble]

This is joyous, decadent... and hottt.

Costumes or au natural

 

[Adorabubble]

He’s had to pop home to check on the puppy. I’m not bothering to get dressed, he won’t be long

He hasn't checked your puppies?

 

[deft]

Costumes or au natural

Well, you know how I feel about CMnf…

 

[Oniafox]

Costumes or au natural

Babydoll, which didn’t cover much anyway, stayed on for 3 1/2 seconds

 

[Oniafox]

He hasn't checked your puppies?

they are checked to within an inch of their lives

 

[Adorabubble]

they are checked to within an inch of their lives

Oh my

 

[Oniafox]

Doorbell Ding-ding round two

 

[deft]

Doorbell Ding-ding round two

Excited for what's to come!

 

[Adorabubble]

This is better than porn!

 

[deft]

This is better than porn!

The community aspect makes it all rather exciting, right?