Anyone from the UK?

[thefishfryer]

On a promise?

The Mrs had a tooth yanked out yesterday; so sadly no.

 

[Spanky1372]

The Mrs had a tooth yanked out yesterday; so sadly no.

That's a bit drastic isn't it?

 

[thefishfryer]

That's a bit drastic isn't it?

There wasn't much alternative. She'll have an implant.

 

[Spanky1372]

There wasn't much alternative. She'll have an implant.

Sighs.

It was either give you head or oh never mind..

 

[pikmin1388]

Into Sci-Fi and especially Star Wars. Classic horror (esp. Hammer films). Art and Roman History.
As for gaming the most I manage these days is a mobile Star Wars game.

What is your fave character to cosplay?

I've done supergirl, Harley quinn and tombraider . Costs limit my options but I did enjoy harley quinn.
If I win the lottery I'm doing assassins creed and princess zelda lol
I'm a whovian and like stars wars

 

[Spanky1372]

I've done supergirl, Harley quinn and tombraider . Costs limit my options but I did enjoy harley quinn.
If I win the lottery I'm doing assassins creed and princess zelda lol
I'm a whovian and like stars wars

Isn't Assassins creed just a hooded cloak or are you going full gadgets too?

 

[Oniafox]

I’m not posting at the moment. But if I was I would say my loo roll still isn’t sorted. It’s like wiping with a wad of clouds.

 

[thefishfryer]

I’m not posting at the moment. But if I was I would say my loo roll still isn’t sorted. It’s like wiping with a wad of clouds.

We are so sorry to hear that you were disatisfied by our product. We take stringent measures to ensure our products leave the factory in perfect condition. Our quality control is second to none. Each sheet is thoroughly tested by our bum wiping machines before being approved for dispatch. Please accept our sincere apologies for your inconvenience.

 

[orangecurious]

*munches toast*

 

[thefishfryer]

*munches toast*

With butter?

 

[orangecurious]

of course

 

[thefishfryer]

of course

Marmite?

 

[Spanky1372]

I’m not posting at the moment. But if I was I would say my loo roll still isn’t sorted. It’s like wiping with a wad of clouds.

That's an interesting visual.

Are we talking cumulonimbus - dark and stormy or mares tail - thin and whispy with a promise of a warm front.

 

[Spanky1372]

*munches toast*

Type of toast?
Brown white artisan?
Type of topping butter jam conserve?
Details matter.

 

[Spanky1372]

Night All.

Sleep well, dream of bins, biscuits and bourbons.

 

[orangecurious]

just toast

that is all the detail

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Happy weekend all

 

[NorthernCardinal]

just toast

that is all the detail

White toast, buttered whilst still hot so the butter melts and dribbles

 

[orangecurious]

White toast, buttered whilst still hot so the butter melts and dribbles

hey NC

see, you understand!

good to see you

 

[NorthernCardinal]

hey NC

see, you understand!

good to see you

Hey hey. How are you?

 

[Jingling_Geordie]

Will it have room for one of these

A dragon! We’re not talking Game of Thrones, the cellar isn’t that big.

Enough space for a few dungeon essentials and willing people to occupy it though. I’ve only got two floggers and one paddle though so spanking would be limited to three, unless you bring your own!

 

[Btq97]

Morning all

 

[Anastasia1999]

Good morning and welcome to the weekend. I am up early as I needed to drive my son to work.

Coffee is my friend….

 

[Oniafox]

We are so sorry to hear that you were disatisfied by our product. We take stringent measures to ensure our products leave the factory in perfect condition. Our quality control is second to none. Each sheet is thoroughly tested by our bum wiping machines before being approved for dispatch. Please accept our sincere apologies for your inconvenience.

My convenience has been inconvenienced

 

[Oniafox]

That's an interesting visual.

Are we talking cumulonimbus - dark and stormy or mares tail - thin and whispy with a promise of a warm front.

More fairy fluffy