Anyone from the UK?

[thefishfryer]

It’s even sunny at night time on the south coast

I think that's the moon shining.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

It’s even sunny at night time on the south coast

In looking for semi with two bedrooms

 

[Oniafox]

I think that's the moon shining.

The moon doesn’t shine

 

[thefishfryer]

The moon doesn’t shine

Ok clever clogs, it's the moon reflecting sunlight and your sparkly shoes.

 

[pikmin1388]

Search me on amazon

You're on amazon ? You write books ?

 

[pikmin1388]

I’m like an old lady next to my wife

Omg what does that make me ? I'm positively ancient then

 

[Oniafox]

You're on amazon ? You write books ?

I do. Published six. Dramas/thrillers, an erotica, and a comedy

 

[Oniafox]

Omg what does that make me ? I'm positively ancient then

She is young and super pretty

 

[Oniafox]

In looking for semi with two bedrooms

A semi what, in the bedrooms?

 

[pikmin1388]

I do. Published six. Dramas/thrillers, an erotica, and a comedy

Googled them I'm impressed lol
My favourite author was Terry pratchett , miss his books so much

 

[Oniafox]

Googled them I'm impressed lol
My favourite author was Terry pratchett , miss his books so much

Yes, amazing author and man

 

[Anastasia1999]

In looking for semi with two bedrooms

Moving back to Blighty??

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Moving back to Blighty??

No not really, I just don't want to get the get into any chimney sweep issues again

 

[English_guy_bkk]

What's the going rate for sweeping at small chimney!

 

[Oniafox]

What's the going rate for sweeping at small chimney!

£60 in the provinces

 

[English_guy_bkk]

£60 in the provinces

Per hour?

 

[Oniafox]

Per hour?

Per hour? How big is it? My flu was fully serviced in less than an hour

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Per hour? How big is it? My flu was fully serviced in less than an hour

I was thinking about eating small sandwiches during the cleaning. But 60 quid

 

[Oniafox]

I was thinking about eating small sandwiches during the cleaning. But 60 quid

Apparently it’s good luck to touch the sweep. Good luck for them, perhaps

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Apparently it’s good luck to touch the sweep. Good luck for them, perhaps

Apparently like it's good luck to sell a car full of fuel to a gypsy

 

[Oniafox]

Apparently like it's good luck to sell a car full of fuel to a gypsy

My friend bought a pigmy goat off a gypsy

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Sorry to any. Gypsies reading this

 

[Oniafox]

Sorry to any. Gypsies reading this

I should think so

 

[English_guy_bkk]

My friend bought a pigmy goat off a gypsy

And the taste was?

 

[Oniafox]

And the taste was?

It was live. As a pet. Sadly it wasn’t a pigmy goat, it was just a goat. I’m not kidding. Within a year it grew bigger than a Shetland Pony. My mate had to retire him to a petting farm. He still visits him. They are very close.