Anyone from the UK?

[Oniafox]

best tshirt slogan I ever saw:

I'm fat because every time I fuck your mother she gives me a cookie

That was a cricket sledge. It may have been Marsh and Botham.

‘You’re fat for a batsman Botham!’
‘Every time I shag your wife, she gives me a biscuit.’

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I'll take your word for it. I saw it on a tshirt.

 

[Oniafox]

I'll take your word for it. I saw it on a tshirt.

There was a similar one, possibly the same two:

“How are you Marsh? How is your wife, and my kids?”

 

[Oniafox]

As said by Eddo Brandes to Glenn McGrath https://www.crictracker.com/5-epic-sledging-incidents-in-cricket-history/2/

Ah yes. Mixing my players

 

[deft]

I'm still four hours from The Weekend. I'm grumpy. Send bobs and vegana.

 

[JayInLondon]

There was a similar one, possibly the same two:

“How are you Marsh? How is your wife, and my kids?”

"The wife's fine, the kids are retarded"

Think the reply was from Botham, probably Marsh or someone who asked the question. I know they were both good friends and took it in the spirit it was meant!

 

[Oniafox]

I'm still four hours from The Weekend. I'm grumpy. Send bobs and vegana.

That’s disgusting! It’s not even Tuesday!

 

[Oniafox]

I'm still four hours from The Weekend. I'm grumpy. Send bobs and vegana.

You’re welcome

 

[deft]

You’re welcome

Thank you very much! I'm certainly feeling myself now!

 

[Oniafox]

Thank you very much! I'm certainly feeling myself now!

Glad I could help

 

[ScarlettStilettos]

I've got some homemade blondies if you'd like one?

Am I too late for blondies? X

 

[Hodes101]

Its the weekend!

 

[pikmin1388]

(almost) anything you want!

Almost anything ? I've had a rough day , how about a massage

 

[JayInLondon]

Almost anything ? I've had a rough day , how about a massage

*oils up his hands*

 

[Xxllrs69xx]

It's usually cheaper to buy a new laser printer than refill the toner. Cop29 and all that huh?

Not always the case. I’ve got a HP proper colour laser jet but I use non manufacturers toners. Always cheaper with the added bonus the ink never dries. My last printer lasted about 10 years. Certainly worth considering if you have the space and requirement.

 

[Oniafox]

Nite nite

 

[Btq97]

Morning all. Come on get out of bed so you can properly enjoy lounging around being double busy with jack shit before going out - out.

 

[Spanky1372]

Good morning All.

Have a great weekend everyone.

 

[Norfolkguy49]

Morning all

 

[thefishfryer]

Good morning, the end of the month is nigh.

 

[RainyWetDayGuy]

Good morning, the end of the month is nigh.

Nearly the end of the year, time tick-tocks away

 

[Briefsencounter]

Morning all. Lounging in bed feeling horny lol

 

[_MissLick_]

Happy Saint Andrew's Day

 

[Oniafox]

Might check in on my old neighbour today. I’m good like that

 

[ChrisRider]

North London here. Thought I'd say hi. Just started putting some short stories on here - and enjoying other's writing - have done for years, old perv that I am