Anyone from the UK?

[pikmin1388]

Imagine actually saying that to a lady in real life...
Nothing sexist or derogative about it at all

 

[JayInLondon]

Imagine actually saying that to a lady in real life...
Nothing sexist or derogative about it at all

I suspect we can tell why the accounting firm has assigned keen voyeur a male accountant....

 

[barefootgirl69]

I suspect we can tell why the accounting firm has assigned keen voyeur a male accountant....

Let's just say, they've got his number.

 

[Fufumberuk]

Last night's battered sausage has not agreed with me today

 

[JayInLondon]

Let's just say, they've got his number.

Is definitely not on his asset list!

Struggling to remember terms from GCSE accounts from 22 years ago that I can make into double entendres

 

[Btq97]

The day is wasting hup hup.
Lots of time to be busy with nothing.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

For the record my accountant is a very nice chap who is more than capable in his line of work.

Original comment - which was intended to be neither sexist or derogatory, nor would be used IRL - now deleted with apologies to @Wand3rlust

 

[thefishfryer]

Morning all.

It's gone got colder again.

 

[pikmin1388]

Definitely, just above freezing here.
Roll on spring lol

 

[JayInLondon]

Definitely, just above freezing here.
Roll on spring lol

Yep had an emergency cat situation so had to go out without a coat on and it's nippy out there!

 

[orangecurious]

need to go and visit my bird friends soon, got some new food for them

 

[Fufumberuk]

Yep had an emergency cat situation so had to go out without a coat on and it's nippy out there!

Those furry things can be quite testing. But you can't help but love them

 

[pikmin1388]

Yep had an emergency cat situation so had to go out without a coat on and it's nippy out there!

Again ? Everything shrivels up in the cold , well so I've been told

 

[JayInLondon]

Again ? Everything shrivels up in the cold , well so I've been told

Had more than my boxers on this time!

 

[pikmin1388]

Had more than my boxers on this time!

Glad to hear that otherwise it might have been a case of literal blue balls

 

[JayInLondon]

Glad to hear that otherwise it might have been a case of literal blue balls

I got them anyway at the moment, nothing to do with the cold weather!

 

[pikmin1388]

I got them anyway at the moment, nothing to do with the cold weather!

Oh dear another horny guy on here.

 

[orangecurious]

first snowdrops of the year seen today! The Robins were being all territorial too and some swans were trying out their romantic moves.

 

[JayInLondon]

Oh dear another horny guy on here.

I am not a number; I am a free horny man!!

 

[pikmin1388]

What do you expect, when you drop in?

Horny guys for me to wind up?

 

[JayInLondon]

I guess you know your audience (I was going to go with a Camberwick Green reference, but I think you're too young to remember that.)

I'm not

Although I do get Camberwick Green and Trumpton mixed up and have to take a minute to remember who is from which show

 

[orangecurious]

Pugh, Pugh...

evening people of the world

"unemployment's rising in the Chigley end of town"

 

[pikmin1388]

I guess you know your audience (I was going to go with a Camberwick Green reference, but I think you're too young to remember that.)

Oh no I remember camberwick green lol

 

[pikmin1388]

I'm not

Although I do get Camberwick Green and Trumpton mixed up and have to take a minute to remember who is from which show

I watched both lol might be a similar age

 

[JayInLondon]

I watched both lol might be a similar age

In darts terms, I'm treble 16