Anyone from the UK?

On my own plus dog at the moment. House is gonna be full later today and for the next two weeks.
 
I had lover who had a fetish about eating donuts off me.

Tried it once with chocolate covered ring ones. Never again.
 
Feels like I’ve been in the oven and come out well done! Am I the only one who is red and crispy this morning
 
I feel that... rubbed my eye with chilli seeds on my hand once. I won't make that mistake again. :rolleyes:
I did the same. OmG there is nothing you can do!
I’m a strong believer food and sex don’t go together
Cream in a can is another thing did once never again. It's not the same when it warms up.
Krispy Kreme
My lover had obsession with the glazed ring donuts.

I don't know why, but I wasn't going to argue.
 
When I was younger, a bunch of us went to Amsterdam and there was a club offering something like that. Unfortunately it was about £50 to get in and I had nowhere near enough at that point in the trip .
Our stag went for the cheaper option - the bar dancer had a banana and inserted it and said that the stag and groomsman could eat as much of it as they wanted. :oops:
 
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