Anyone from the UK?

[jonnoback]

I’m a strong believer food and sex don’t go together

Not even squirty cream? There's always a nipple that needs some squirty cream. And strawberries... funnily enough I have both right now.

 

[Foxed]

When I was younger, a bunch of us went to Amsterdam and there was a club offering something like that. Unfortunately it was about £50 to get in and I had nowhere near enough at that point in the trip .

The Banana Club! I’ve been there. I actually volunteered to go on stage at the end of the show

 

[spawnofdavey]

The Banana Club! I’ve been there. I actually volunteered to go on stage at the end of the show

Well, damn... It could have been you there!

I guess we'll never know.

 

[munch2much]

I had lover who had a fetish about eating donuts off me.

Tried it once with chocolate covered ring ones. Never again.

So a fun family game of hoopla before the sex starts. Did she gain much weight during your relationships? And did you get back ache trying to eat any yourself?

 

[Ironfan]

Walked out my Aircon office at the end of the day, might stay in work

 

[Hodes101]

Not even squirty cream? There's always a nipple that needs some squirty cream. And strawberries... funnily enough I have both right now.

No, never squirty cream. That stuff is wrong when it warms up. It turns into milky thick residue. That's not pleasant and the smell. Oh wow no no. No no. No no no no no no no no

 

[jonnoback]

The Banana Club! I’ve been there. I actually volunteered to go on stage at the end of the show

Wait - what? That is very impressive!

I went many moons ago so probably changed - was that the place that was a theater and you watch live sex shows for 2 hours. No one went up when I was there? The banana story is from a small bar/club and was about a tenner to get in.

 

[Foxed]

It might be cooler outside than in.

It is warm.reasonable privacy. Defo door will be open

 

[Ironfan]

No, never squirty cream. That stuff is wrong when it warms up. It turns into milky thick residue. That's not pleasant and the smell. Oh wow no no. No no. No no no no no no no no

How long are you lot leaving cream on for? Squirt, lick, rinse and repeat, at least til there's a different kind of cream

 

[Foxed]

Wait - what? That is very impressive!

I went many moons ago so probably changed - was that the place that was a theater and you watch live sex shows for 2 hours. No one went up when I was there? The banana story is from a small bar/club and was about a tenner to get in.

Yes a two our sex show. You can then volunteer to go up at the end. Also you can volunteer to take a bite of banana from the girl

 

[jonnoback]

No, never squirty cream. That stuff is wrong when it warms up. It turns into milky thick residue. That's not pleasant and the smell. Oh wow no no. No no. No no no no no no no no

Mate - there is no way I'm letting it warm up - and why would I want to unless I've got some 'cream gone off' kink? It's getting instantly licked off to be replaced with more... until...

 

[Foxed]

Well, damn... It could have been you there!

I guess we'll never know.

It was around 2007

 

[orangecurious]

Walked out my Aircon office at the end of the day, might stay in work

one reason i hate aircon is this... like walking into a wall of heat.

coffee time

 

[jonnoback]

Yes a two our sex show. You can then volunteer to go up at the end. Also you can volunteer to take a bite of banana from the girl

You star!

 

[Foxed]

You star!

I was. A long story, very cleverly done

 

[Hodes101]

Mate - there is no way I'm letting it warm up - and why would I want to unless I've got some 'cream gone off' kink? It's getting instantly licked off to be replaced with more... until...

I think this is where mistakes where made.

I got a full cream outfit.

 

[WriterLust94]

Hope everyone is keeping cool in this heat... I may be melting

 

[jonnoback]

I think this is where mistakes where made.

I got a full cream outfit.

Didn't you start to wonder if something was a tad amiss when you started to attract all the local cats pied piper style?

 

[Hodes101]

Could have been worse. Could have been condensed milk.

 

[nakedginger]

Back home and stripped off.
Still feels like an oven!

 

[JJsunshine]

West Mids

From Ireland

 

[Ironfan]

Back home and stripped off.
Still feels like an oven!

Same, hot and sweaty after 40mins of heavy.......run/walk

 

[nakedginger]

Same, hot and sweaty after 40mins of heavy.......run/walk

Too hot to run for me!

 

[joclfc]

Well home from London and the Iron Maiden gig @Foxed , my God it's was hot down there

 

[joclfc]

Naked, on top of covers, fan on

Ye spend all weekend like that