Anyone from the UK?

[hugh_jarce69]

Morning

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Did you know, if you sneeze & fart at the same time your body takes a selfie

 

[Hugo_Agogo_UK]

Did you know, if you sneeze & fart at the same time your body takes a selfie

And if you burp and fart at the same time… you die

 

[hugh_jarce69]

My mugs are quite small unfortunately

Mmm, I fancy a couple of bangers

 

[jonnoback]

Oh, people don't usually get me breakfast.
Avacado toast and egg.

Avocado on toast sounds good. Just need some avocados. And eggs. Son seems to have eaten them all.

 

[nakedginger]

Avocado on toast sounds good. Just need some avocados. And eggs. Son seems to have eaten them all.

oops

 

[Ironfan]

In laws have left, time to shed the clothes for a bit.

 

[nakedginger]

In laws have left, time to shed the clothes for a bit.

I haven't worn any for nine days

 

[Ironfan]

I haven't worn any for nine days

Not all heros wear capes (or clothes at all)

 

[nakedginger]

Not all heros wear capes (or clothes at all)

I can work remotely and there has been Covid going through the office so it was a good and interesting week.

 

[orangecurious]

morning

off to see bird friends later

 

[nakedginger]

morning

off to see bird friends later

Morning

 

[orangecurious]

Need another coffee

Still morning. Amazingly

 

[Ironfan]

Deceptively warm day for a walk

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Well that’s ruined my mood.
Just been shopping. What is it with all these retired people out shopping on a Saturday morning.

You’ve had all fucking week to do that!!!!

 

[hugh_jarce69]

I woke up feeling happy too.



(The other six weren’t too chuffed about it)

 

[nakedginger]

Deceptively warm day for a walk

Been helping clean a patio and a lot warmer than you think.

 

[nakedginger]

I woke up feeling happy too.



(The other six weren’t too chuffed about it)

Dad jokes

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Had an accident in the car the other day, went into the back of another car.
I’m looking at the damage when the other driver got out.
He was a little fella, sort of dwarf-like.
“I’m not happy!” He said, firmly.

“Well which one are you then?”, I replied

 

[tugger1987]

Hello from Bedfordshire, UK

 

[hugh_jarce69]

In laws have left, time to shed the clothes for a bit.

Important comma. Didn’t see it at first

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Hello from Bedfordshire, UK

Afternoon Tugger *tips hat

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Now that’s something I could get behind
https://postimg.cc/qzFV58fy

 

[nakedginger]

Had an accident in the car the other day, went into the back of another car.
I’m looking at the damage when the other driver got out.
He was a little fella, sort of dwarf-like.
“I’m not happy!” He said, firmly.

“Well which one are you then?”, I replied

Please stop

 

[nakedginger]

Hello from Bedfordshire, UK

Hello