Anyone from the UK?

[tugger1987]

Morning all

Morning.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I'll be getting a tea right after the call I'm on (my 5th today)...

I'm guessing you are a fireman, may l ask if people still roast jacket potatoes in the bonfires?

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Morning all

Yes, just.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Morning all

Good morning

 

[tugger1987]

Starting to think about lunch bit don’t want to mention anything incase it becomes my fault again

 

[Darty20]

Starting to think about lunch bit don’t want to mention anything incase it becomes my fault again

Go for it

 

[tugger1987]

Go for it

once bitten twice shy

 

[jonnoback]

I'm guessing you are a fireman, may l ask if people still roast jacket potatoes in the bonfires?

I'm not as I meant a phone call... but I've done that before and you just have to remember to take them out instead of forgetting about them until the following day when you rake through the ashes!

 

[hugh_jarce69]

tea for me as well.

Got something that needs dipping

 

[hugh_jarce69]

I'm not as I meant a phone call... but I've done that before and you just have to remember to take them out instead of forgetting about them until the following day when you rake through the ashes!

did you often get women wanting to slide down your pole

 

[nakedginger]

did you often get women wanting to slide down your pole

Or see your hose

 

[deft]

Or see your hose

And how much it can spray?

 

[tugger1987]

And how much it can spray?

such a powerful stream

 

[jonnoback]

Or see your hose

I wish!

 

[jonnoback]

such a powerful stream

Once started it won't stop...

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Did you often have to handle the pump?

 

[nakedginger]

Once started it won't stop...

Until someone stands on it

 

[jonnoback]

Did you often have to handle the pump?

Daily to keep it well lubricated

 

[jonnoback]

Until someone stands on it

Frankly I'm not into that... even if they were your feet...

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Real pump action hero

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Frankly I'm not into that... even if they were your feet...

In socks? ... The knee high football ones ...

 

[jonnoback]

Right. Lunch. You can guess what I'm having... but not gonna mention it

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Toasty toes?

 

[tugger1987]

Right. Lunch. You can guess what I'm having... but not gonna mention it

Don’t do it

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Right. Lunch. You can guess what I'm having... but not gonna mention it

How were your unmentionables, Jonno?