Anyone from the UK?

[Ironfan]

Good Afternoon all, hope you're all having a relaxed Sunday afternoon.

Does anyone know if there are any UK Lit based kik groups. In a really good one that is predominantly US folks and wondered if the UK Lit folk had one too. Or would folks be interested in joining/setting one up?

 

[Camos1000]

Good morning all

A new story will be submitted today so have a look in the next day or so

Hope you like it

 

[Wageslave]

Good morning all

A new story will be submitted today so have a look in the next day or so

Hope you like it

Looking forward to it

 

[Camos1000]

Looking forward to it

Thank you

 

[rudeawakening1]

I'm in Brighton. 55, male, sexless, loveless marriage. Enjoying looking around the site (and would love to meet any local women who like to be worshipped in a tonguey manner!).

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Not much really. Been a quiet one. A bit of Strictly and Blankety Blank

Like you I watched Strictly and Blankety Blank ... have to say Will Mellor was a surprise, Tony Adams less so and as for the contestants and (some of the) "celebrities" on BB basically WTF?? Who pays Joey Essex more than 5p to turn up and be a complete c*nt? Then there were the contestants answers (or lack of) whihc were just about matched by the "prizes" At least one of them had the balls to say they wanted to win the £750 second prize

At least you didn't say you watched the football ...

I'm in Brighton. 55, male, sexless, loveless marriage. Enjoying looking around the site (and would love to meet any local women who like to be worshipped in a tonguey manner!).

Welcome to the world of Lit where most men are in a similarly sexless marriage situation and some of the "women" are men ... My apologies to those lovely ladies who actually are women but I'm sure you will agree there's a certain amount of "disguise" to some profiles!

Good luck with your search for a local - or even national - lady who wants some oral appreciation ... call me cynical or sceptical but the only action your tongue is likely to get is talking about sex

 

[Hodes101]

Like you I watched Strictly and Blankety Blank ... have to say Will Mellor was a surprise, Tony Adams less so and as for the contestants and (some of the) "celebrities" on BB basically WTF?? Who pays Joey Essex more than 5p to turn up and be a complete c*nt? Then there were the contestants answers (or lack of) whihc were just about matched by the "prizes" At least one of them had the balls to say they wanted to win the £750 second prize

At least you didn't say you watched the football ...

Welcome to the world of Lit where most men are in a similarly sexless marriage situation and some of the "women" are men ... My apologies to those lovely ladies who actually are women but I'm sure you will agree there's a certain amount of "disguise" to some profiles!

Good luck with your search for a local - or even national - lady who wants some oral appreciation ... call me cynical or sceptical but the only action your tongue is likely to get is talking about sex

I've yet to meet a woman who was a man. Maybe I'm not checking the right thingy....?

 

[Hodes101]

Like you I watched Strictly and Blankety Blank ... have to say Will Mellor was a surprise, Tony Adams less so and as for the contestants and (some of the) "celebrities" on BB basically WTF?? Who pays Joey Essex more than 5p to turn up and be a complete c*nt? Then there were the contestants answers (or lack of) whihc were just about matched by the "prizes" At least one of them had the balls to say they wanted to win the £750 second prize

At least you didn't say you watched the football ...

Welcome to the world of Lit where most men are in a similarly sexless marriage situation and some of the "women" are men ... My apologies to those lovely ladies who actually are women but I'm sure you will agree there's a certain amount of "disguise" to some profiles!

Good luck with your search for a local - or even national - lady who wants some oral appreciation ... call me cynical or sceptical but the only action your tongue is likely to get is talking about sex

I've yet to meet a woman who was a man. Maybe I'm not checking the right thingy....

 

[Titsandclits]

That record takes me back to my teens and memories of my first girlfriend, trying to get her out of her little white knickers while we were 'listening to records' in her bedroom and her parents were downstairs

Yeah yeah yeah, listening to records, where have I heard that before?

 

[Older_Pervert]

Hi

Geordie girl here

Hey, a woman! Glad you’re here Stacy

 

[lighterman75]

Been a bit quiet in here this week. I know why I've not been here, death's door with man flu, but what about everyone else. Anyone want to nurse me back to health?

 

[KeenVoyeur]

I've seen more responses to Liz Truss' conference speech!

Where have all the horny (OK, maybe not horny - I don't think we can talk about s-e-x on this thread) UK Litsters gone?

 

[Cherry_Brandy]

I'm here, not horny though. Just made a huge pan of ham broth that's the biggest turn on I'm gonna get today

 

[PleaseLetMeIm]

I'm here, not horny though. Just made a huge pan of ham broth that's the biggest turn on I'm gonna get today

I was horny.
Now I’m hungry.
Maybe horny & hungry. Anyone want eating out?

 

[thefishfryer]

I'm here, not horny though. Just made a huge pan of ham broth that's the biggest turn on I'm gonna get today

I guess ham broth isn't doing it for you then?

 

[KeenVoyeur]

I'm here, not horny though. Just made a huge pan of ham broth that's the biggest turn on I'm gonna get today

Presumably in a pot over an open fire in the back garden - can't expect people to actually use gas or electricity for cooking after the price hike!

Same goes for keeping warm later - I'll offer to be your duvet any time

 

[Cherry_Brandy]

I guess ham broth isn't doing it for you then?

Nope, only thing turned on was the cooker and that's on limited time

Presumably in a pot over an open fire in the back garden - can't expect people to actually use gas or electricity for cooking after the price hike!

Same goes for keeping warm later - I'll offer to be your duvet any time

The kitchen door is open and I'm hoping it'll heat the living room. Desperate times

 

[lighterman75]

I've seen more responses to Liz Truss' conference speech!

Yeah, feeling unloved. But on the plus side, also unloathed. So not all bad

 

[rleem]

Perth (ish!)

 

[Viper09]

Good morning all I hope all is well?

 

[lighterman75]

Good morning all I hope all is well?

Cold and flu season is shit. Distinctly unsexy times.

 

[Viper09]

Fair comment.

I haven’t fallen victim yet but froze my bollocks off going to the gym early this morning

 

[lighterman75]

Fair comment.

I haven’t fallen victim yet but froze my bollocks off going to the gym early this morning

it definitely looked crisp out there. Stayed in bed, much warmer

 

[ribot90]

Male down here in Hampshire posted a few times but seem not alot UK folks on here happy to chat on anything

 

[Cherry_Brandy]

I'll give you guys a quick wave . Nice to see new folks