Anyone from the UK?

[deft]

Good morning.
I hope you’re all behaving.
Disgracefully

Well, I neglected to say thank you to the guy who held the door open for me at the garage earlier on... does that count?

 

[Heidi_UK]

Good morning.
I hope you’re all behaving.
Disgracefully

I've had a 2nd packet of crisps

 

[munch2much]

Well, I neglected to say thank you to the guy who held the door open for me at the garage earlier on... does that count?

Not quite what I had in mind. But a jolly good start!

 

[tugger1987]

I've had a 2nd packet of crisps

Outrageous

 

[munch2much]

I've had a 2nd packet of crisps

Have you always been this wild?
Next you’ll be telling me it was cheese n onion

 

[metrifonate]

I've had a 2nd packet of crisps

But have you had a wank in a sports sock yet?

 

[Darty20]

But have you had a wank in a sports sock yet?

Does it have to be a sports sock ?

 

[Heidi_UK]

Have you always been this wild?
Next you’ll be telling me it was cheese n onion

I'm not a degenerate

 

[Heidi_UK]

But have you had a wank in a sports sock yet?

I prefer the ones you wear on planes to stop DVT

 

[Darty20]

I prefer the ones you wear on planes to stop DVT

Ain’t they a bit thin ??

 

[metrifonate]

I prefer the ones you wear on planes to stop DVT

Grippy

 

[Heidi_UK]

Ain’t they a bit thin ??

Least of my troubles

 

[tugger1987]

Have you always been this wild?
Next you’ll be telling me it was cheese n onion

whats wrong with cheese and onion??

i had pickled onion monster munch today

 

[munch2much]

whats wrong with cheese and onion??

i had pickled onion monster munch today

I’m actually very fond of all things involving cheese or onion

 

[Heidi_UK]

I’m actually very fond of all things involving cheese or onion

They're *quiche* people, Lynn...

 

[metrifonate]

I’m actually very fond of all things involving cheese or onion

Sport socks

 

[KentBloke63]

I’m actually very fond of all things involving cheese or onion

Kinda reminds me of an older lady i had the hots for whose breath always smelt of pickled onions.. what a weird chap I was/am.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Always raw onions over fried. A strangely confusing request for certain Greasy Joe establishments on Blackpool prom to get their heads around.

 

[jonnoback]

First night home alone... but what a work day... waaaaay too much to do as it's that time of year.

 

[tugger1987]

You taking advantage of the freedom @jonnoback ?

 

[Darty20]

Gooooooooo Evening UK

 

[hugh_jarce69]

First night home alone... but what a work day... waaaaay too much to do as it's that time of year.

Time to crack open the Pornhub then

 

[tugger1987]

Gooooooooo Evening UK

Evening Darty

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Gooooooooo Evening UK

Evening Darters, bit chilly round the Trossachs

 

[jonnoback]

Time to crack open the Pornhub then

I have a VPN