Anyone from the UK?

[Meekly_Anna]

Hello everyone,
I'm not from UK by birth or something. For whatever reason some people, mainly MAGA idiots, think I'm from UK.
I wouldn't even ask for honours membership or something. Wouldn't that be granted by the king anyways?
However, I thought you might be interested to know how easy it is to pass muster as a British gal. At least in the eyes of the upstanding is citizens of the old colonies.
It's really easy. Just add a 'cheerio' or 'crickey' from time to time, it's not even necessary to elaborate about 'raspberry tarts', but a 'cor, blimey' adds some colouring.
A little research about British dialects and languages is quite helpful. I can't speak and sound like a Brit. How could I? My promotion is just wrong. I don't have the melody of the language. But writing it is possible.
That being said, cheers everyone.
Oh, and if you want to blame someone for me annoying you, it's not my fault. I was framed. Ask for @jonnoback, he's not only British but also evil mastermind behind this. I'm pretty sure he owns a white cat.

 

[jonnoback]

And there was me thinking you liked tea. And biscuits.

And weirdly that's the second time evil and white cats has passed by my door in the last few days. And I don't own a cat.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

I love tea and biscuits.
A day without tea is possible, but pointless.
And just to make it clear: cream comes first, then the jam.
And with tea: milk first.

 

[Merryegoround]

Half way with you, jam then cream, come on!

But milk then tea, naturally

What would be the meaning of life in the absence of tea?

 

[SirSparky]

I love tea and biscuits.
A day without tea is possible, but pointless.
And just to make it clear: cream comes first, then the jam.
And with tea: milk first.

Coffee and biscuits lol. Tea is too weak.

Oh and I beg to disagree, its jam then cream lol.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Half way with you, jam then cream, come on!

But milk then tea, naturally

What would be the meaning of life in the absence of tea?

You, sir, are half barbarian. I blame your upbringing. At least you understand the importance of the right order when it comes to tea and milk.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Coffee and biscuits lol. Tea is too weak.

Oh and I beg to disagree, its jam then cream lol.

You, sir, are full sand completely barbarian.
Coffee.
Even the hoipolloi should, rightly!, dismiss this wretched stuff.

 

[Merryegoround]

Whilst you madam or in dire need of guidance on the finer points of cream placement.

 

[SirSparky]

You, sir, are full sand completely barbarian.
Coffee.
Even the hoipolloi should, rightly!, dismiss this wretched stuff.

Can't beat a good mug of strong coffee, with little or no milk. The stronger the better.

 

[Ironfan]

Coffee and biscuits lol. Tea is too weak.

Oh and I beg to disagree, its jam then cream lol.

You can upset everyone and do half jam then cream and the other half cream then jam

 

[jonnoback]

You, sir, are half barbarian. I blame your upbringing. At least you understand the importance of the right order when it comes to tea and milk.

Wars were fought over less. And Cornwall and Devon are still arguing over the 'correct' ordering of jam and cream.

And obviously I now want a scone with my tea but I don't have one...

 

[Meekly_Anna]

I've learned more about Britain watching this video as I've learned while actually staying in Britain.
But I've fond memories about the reaction of the wife of my host when I dropped the fork and ate the pies with a spoon. I wasn't sure if she would get a stroke or downright... make an icy comment about the positive side of British upbringing.

I was in a hurry.

 

[StrentWriter]

What awful weather here in Ealing. Cover blew off the car. Have put it back on. That has been the high point of my day. Now back inside for a whee dram…

 

[metrifonate]

What awful weather here in Ealing. Cover blew off the car. Have put it back on. That has been the high point of my day. Now back inside for a whee dram…

My food waste bin blew over. Thinking of declaring a state of emergency.

 

[Ironfan]

Morning all

 

[KentBloke63]

Morning. Enjoy your scones

 

[metrifonate]

Scones plesse, say it correctly.

 

[LucieLou007]

Bacon and cheese omelette for breakfast ..... perfection

 

[Merryegoround]

Good morning. Toast and jam here

 

[Tigertiger55]

Bacon and cheese omelette for breakfast ..... perfection

Actually bang on.

 

[Tigertiger55]

Porridge, scoop of protein powder in it and a banana for me

 

[metrifonate]

Porridge.
The food not jail.

 

[jonnoback]

Bacon and cheese omelette for breakfast ..... perfection

Morning - I thought that was a bacon sandwich?

 

[jonnoback]

First tea down... and mini-shreddies today as have to be quick before I logon.

 

[angelofthenorth]

We could do the 12 days of Christmas

Can’t wait to see pics of five gold rings, six geezers laying, and eight maids a milking

how 'bout 5 cock rings...you know just for the fun of it.....it even fits in wi the song.