Anyone from the UK?

[hugh_jarce69]

I've been staring at the same spreadsheet for an hour...I only have to draw this out for another 7 and I can call it a productive day.

I hope all is well where you are.

Xx

Love a spreadsheet.
Mind you, if they’re fairly mind numbing it’s a great way of thinking up more stories.

Wouldn’t it be great if you were checking one for someone, and before sending it back you left something in it for them. Your phone number or maybe a link to a suggestive pic of yours. If they pick up on the idea they might do the same thing & you go back and forth for a bit

 

[jonnoback]

I once worked with a guy who did not use a mouse when using Excel. I think he'd got to the Yoda level of knowledge.

 

[MaudeBlack]

Love a spreadsheet.
Mind you, if they’re fairly mind numbing it’s a great way of thinking up more stories.

Wouldn’t it be great if you were checking one for someone, and before sending it back you left something in it for them. Your phone number or maybe a link to a suggestive pic of yours. If they pick up on the idea they might do the same thing & you go back and forth for a bit

Ha! Well that does sound quite fun.

A lot more fun than what I'm currently looking at.

I'm currently doing funny voices for all the people sending me moaning emails for things they should have requested many MANY weeks ago and are pissed off that I'm not dropping everything (knickers included) for them now.

All my funny voices sound like John Major from Spitting Image.

Xx

 

[upnorthjay]

I once worked with a guy who did not use a mouse when using Excel. I think he'd got to the Yoda level of knowledge.

I'm not smart enough to make a joke about him being so good with his fingers

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Ha! Well that does sound quite fun.

A lot more fun than what I'm currently looking at.

I'm currently doing funny voices for all the people sending me moaning emails for things they should have requested many MANY weeks ago and are pissed off that I'm not dropping everything (knickers included) for them now.

All my funny voices sound like John Major from Spitting Image.

Xx

“I wonder what Ginny’s doing”

 

[MaudeBlack]

I'm not smart enough to make a joke about him being so good with his fingers

If you've still got his number...?

Last guy who fingered me seemed to confuse my vagina with the control panel of a ship on a collision course with some rocks - just blindly jabbing - hoping to dear god something would happen.

 

[jonnoback]

Ha! Well that does sound quite fun.

A lot more fun than what I'm currently looking at.

I'm currently doing funny voices for all the people sending me moaning emails for things they should have requested many MANY weeks ago and are pissed off that I'm not dropping everything (knickers included) for them now.

All my funny voices sound like John Major from Spitting Image.

Xx

Send them back your spare pair via internal mail and and see if that keeps them quiet?

 

[jonnoback]

If you've still got his number...?

Last guy who fingered me seemed to confuse my vagina with the control panel of a ship on a collision course with some rocks - just blindly jabbing - hoping to dear god something would happen.

Think I've got him on LinkedIn.

Sounds like the fingering fella was all at sea?

 

[MaudeBlack]

Send them back your spare pair via internal mail and and see if that keeps them quiet?

My £8 M&S spare pair of knickers are worth more than the amount of money they are chasing me for. He earns £90k+ a year BTW.

People. Are. Tossers.

Xx

 

[MaudeBlack]

Think I've got him on LinkedIn.

Sounds like the fingering fella was all at sea?

I was so dry there was ZERO risk of him drowning.

Xx

 

[hugh_jarce69]

There must be a joke about a Frigate there somewhere

 

[jonnoback]

I was so dry there was ZERO risk of him drowning.

Xx

Ah... so he was actually in a dry dock and was still floundering about the plaice like he was underwater

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Ah... so he was actually in a dry dock and was still floundering about the plaice like he was underwater

Oh yeah are we doing fish puns? Love ‘em

If you need anymore let minnow

 

[jonnoback]

Oh yeah are we doing fish puns? Love ‘em

If you need anymore let minnow

Not sure I can haddock that.

 

[upnorthjay]

Not sure I can haddock that.

I'd do one, but don't think I can hake it

 

[jonnoback]

I'd do one, but don't think I can hake it

Cod be worse and I'm gonna have to get a skate on as this tench isn't gonna dig itself.

 

[matureman32]

Ha! Well that does sound quite fun.

A lot more fun than what I'm currently looking at.

I'm currently doing funny voices for all the people sending me moaning emails for things they should have requested many MANY weeks ago and are pissed off that I'm not dropping everything (knickers included) for them now.

All my funny voices sound like John Major from Spitting Image.

Xx

Great image of you standing and dropping your knickers every time a silly email request comes

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Cod be worse and I'm gonna have to get a skate on as this tench isn't gonna dig itself.

For cod’s hake stop it

 

[Foxed]

I’m off again folks. Thanks for all your fun chats and more

 

[jonnoback]

I’m off again folks. Thanks for all your fun chats and more

Have fun!

 

[MaudeBlack]

Slightly disconcerting that a thread post where I made reference to my vagina quickly descended into fish puns...

But you don't minnow me an explanation.

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Rock & Roll

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Nice. That’s a longer break than I have!

FEIERABEND!

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Ha! Well that does sound quite fun.

A lot more fun than what I'm currently looking at.

I'm currently doing funny voices for all the people sending me moaning emails for things they should have requested many MANY weeks ago and are pissed off that I'm not dropping everything (knickers included) for them now.

All my funny voices sound like John Major from Spitting Image.

Xx

Dear sender,
The recipient has read the documents you sent, which are undoubtedly incredibly important, with great care and even greater interest. You have made a deep impression, and the recipient is working on a response with great urgency and care.
It is with great regret that I must inform you that a reply cannot be expected before 20 January, as the recipient is currently sorting her sock drawer.
Let me once again assure you of my sincere respect and expect my reply shortly.

 

[Fufumberuk]

I'm putting the kettle on. Anyone for a cuppa?