Anyone from the UK?

[angelofthenorth]

Haven’t decided when my works Christmas Do is.
The beauty of being Self-employed is you rarely have to book anywhere.

It'll be a cheap round then, I'll have a double

 

[SandP]

Does she keep sending you pussy pics?

Lucky girl

No, it was just a joke because she has posted a few of those lately!

 

[metrifonate]

Could almost be a painting by Constable.

We had a really vivid red sky at sunrise this morning.

Shepherds weren’t happy though

Or a song by the Police

 

[Medicalman13152]

This essentially my view from the back of the house

Like all your postings here LG, a splendid view in my opinion. Very serene and calming.

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Like all your postings here LG, a splendid view in my opinion. Very serene and calming.

Not quite the back view I had in mind

 

[hugh_jarce69]

It'll be a cheap round then, I'll have a double

We’ll have a whip round for you

 

[Bb334]

Any mature UK people out there who like sharing their experiences? PM me if you do,

 

[LittleGreene]

Any mature UK people out there who like sharing their experiences? PM me if you do,

Experiences of shopping at Tesco?

 

[LittleGreene]

Not quite the back view I had in mind

You only have to ask.

 

[hugh_jarce69]

You only have to ask.

Really? How does a Gentleman ask that of a lady?

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Any mature UK people out there who like sharing their experiences? PM me if you do,

When you say mature. Is that in age, or attitude?

 

[SandP]

The only experiences people on this thread will share is what they are having for breakfast, lunch, dinner and when they put their bloody bins out. Oh and I forgot about "it's raining, it's snowing, it's foggy, it's sunny" etc etc. Why else would people come on to a sex-related site

 

[hugh_jarce69]

The only experiences people on this thread will share is what they are having for breakfast, lunch, dinner and when they put their bloody bins out. Oh and I forgot about "it's raining, it's snowing, it's foggy, it's sunny" etc etc. Why else would people come on to a sex-related site

We could always talk about your arse, if you prefer

 

[angelofthenorth]

Any mature UK people out there who like sharing their experiences? PM me if you do,

Mature...thats me out then.....wanders off......

 

[Bb334]

Mature...thats me out then.....wanders off......

Perhaps I’m being too specific

 

[Bb334]

When you say mature. Is that in age, or attitude?

Definitely not the latter

 

[LittleGreene]

Perhaps I’m being too specific

Or not specific enough

 

[SandP]

Perhaps I’m being too specific

You've chosen the wrong thread. You're howling at the moon

 

[LittleGreene]

Really? How does a Gentleman ask that of a lady?

I’m sure you can find a way

 

[Meekly_Anna]

ok rubs hands together
1 tbsp honey
juice and zest of 1 lemon
1/4 tsp cayenne
1/ tsp ground ginger, same in cinnamon

put everything in a pan add water- I measure it out depending on what mug I'm using. Bring it all to the bubble pour and enjoy. I also just cut the lemon in half before juicing it then when its hot then I put it in my citrus press, you get more juice out that way.

I usually make ginger lemonade.
Grate a kilo of ginger and boil it in a litre of water for twenty minutes. Then add honey to taste, about a pound or a pound and a half. Leave to cool and add a litre of lemon juice. Pour the mixture into preserving bottles through a sieve and boil for thirty minutes at ninety degrees.
Either mix six to one with sparkling water as lemonade or drink hot and pure for colds.

Oh, sorry, I forgot you're British, I'll try to convert that into imperial units.
That would be 3/128 cental ginger, 7 1/32 noggin water or lemon juice and 579 scruple honey, if you have a sweet tooth like me. When I make this, it usually ends up being a sethera, because one bottle isn't quite enough. Of course, it depends on the bottles and how big your preserving pot is.

 

[hugh_jarce69]

I usually make ginger lemonade.
Grate a kilo of ginger and boil it in a litre of water for twenty minutes. Then add honey to taste, about a pound or a pound and a half. Leave to cool and add a litre of lemon juice. Pour the mixture into preserving bottles through a sieve and boil for thirty minutes at ninety degrees.
Either mix six to one with sparkling water as lemonade or drink hot and pure for colds.

Oh, sorry, I forgot you're British, I'll try to convert that into imperial units.
That would be 3/128 cental ginger, 7 1/32 noggin water or lemon juice and 579 scruple honey, if you have a sweet tooth like me. When I make this, it usually ends up being a sethera, because one bottle isn't quite enough. Of course, it depends on the bottles and how big your preserving pot is.

Grate a kilo of ginger

And have you got a vat I can borrow

 

[SandP]

I usually make ginger lemonade.
Grate a kilo of ginger and boil it in a litre of water for twenty minutes. Then add honey to taste, about a pound or a pound and a half. Leave to cool and add a litre of lemon juice. Pour the mixture into preserving bottles through a sieve and boil for thirty minutes at ninety degrees.
Either mix six to one with sparkling water as lemonade or drink hot and pure for colds.

Oh, sorry, I forgot you're British, I'll try to convert that into imperial units.
That would be 3/128 cental ginger, 7 1/32 noggin water or lemon juice and 579 scruple honey, if you have a sweet tooth like me. When I make this, it usually ends up being a sethera, because one bottle isn't quite enough. Of course, it depends on the bottles and how big your preserving pot is.

Yes but how many firkins do I need?

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Yes but how many ferkins do I need?

Since a firkin contains exactly 288 noggins, you should be able to calculate this easily. Do you need my logarithm table, or would you prefer my analogue calculator?

 

[jonnoback]

Since a firkin contains exactly 288 noggins, you should be able to calculate this easily. Do you need my logarithm table, or would you prefer my analogue calculator?

42 as that's the answer to everything

 

[Meekly_Anna]

42 as that's the answer to everything

And if you know the question ... stay quite or they will destroy earth.