Anyone from the UK?

Yea, my cup is in the drainer, and don’t trip over the dog when you bring it up.
I bring it?
I just woke up, mister.
You don't want to try my tea after I just woke up.
I once forgot to boil the water before putting it into the can and really considered heating the tea leaves instead.
 
I bring it?
I just woke up, mister.
You don't want to try my tea after I just woke up.
I once forgot to boil the water before putting it into the can and really considered heating the tea leaves instead.
The dangers of early morning beverage preparation
 
hmm ...mummbles ...what's wrong with THIS picture? be nice if someone did this for me for a change....oh but wait, no fuckers up this bastard early, expt fucking muggins ere!!
Happily bring you a cup of your chosen beverage as repayment for looking after me whilst I was under the weather.

Gearing up for a day out in Leeds with my school mates today
 
Well then, my first try failed. Four teaspoons of hot tea leaves don't contain enough energy to bring one litre of water to a boil. The specific heat capacity is too low.
Next try:
I will heat one Kilogramm of tea leaves and use four tea spoons of water.
If you never hear from me again I probably just run to Vienna for croissants and to Italy for some jam and butter. On my way back I will stop in Switzerland for a moment to get some cheese.
It shouldn't take longer than 30 minutes altogether.
 
Morning all. Another crisp morning in Ealing.

3000 words by 4am this morning. Best I’ve had in a long time. Will it produce anything of value? Who knows!

Hope everyone is enjoying the countdown to Christmas.
 
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