Anyone from the UK?

[EyesOnHers]

yes but will need a fresh pot ️

On it now

 

[LucieLou007]

Morning all,

Kettle is on. Shout now if you want a cup

can i have biscuits too

 

[EyesOnHers]

can i have biscuits too

Of course
Chocolate hob nobs be okay?

 

[LucieLou007]

Of course
Chocolate hob nobs be okay?

Totally may not be any left though

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Morning all. Shortest day today.

Had a great night last night, just about to jump in the shower (sorry, that’s too much information)

 

[jonnoback]

Totally may not be any left though

What? How? You’ve got a shop full!

 

[LucieLou007]

What? How? You’ve got a shop full!

I am not at work. That is one of the downfalls at Tescos, seeing all the sweet snacks everyday

 

[jonnoback]

I am not at work. That is one of the downfalls at Tescos, seeing all the sweet snacks everyday

Not going to make a sweet snack joke. No. Can’t. Ugh. Too early.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Morning all. Shortest day today.

The Battle of the Kings- Oak and Holly

Had a great night last night, just about to jump in the shower (sorry, that’s too much information)

if you need a hand, I'm good at scrubbing backs

 

[hugh_jarce69]

The Battle of the Kings- Oak and Holly

Don’t know those two.

if you need a hand, I'm good at scrubbing backs

steady on! That’s quite an offer. I’d probably let you handle my loofah

 

[angelofthenorth]

Don’t know those two.

It's a Wiccan thing

steady on! That’s quite an offer. I’d probably let you handle my loofah

*Rubbing my hands together*

 

[hugh_jarce69]

It's a Wiccan thing

Is that witches and ghoulies

 

[angelofthenorth]

Is that witches and ghoulies

Well, witches yes

 

[Quimpossibility]

Happy Solstice

 

[angelofthenorth]

Happy Solstice

Blessings

 

[KentBloke63]

Happy wizards sleeve day

 

[Meekly_Anna]

We are expecting guests. The sun is shining, perfect weather for a walk. Before that, we will have a cup of tea in the kitchen.
The love of my life: "Darling, could you clean the kitchen after you've used it? You could also put the knives in the other drawer and the dishwasher could be organised more efficiently."
Me: "I got up this morning to make breakfast, then I made lunch for you, among other things. The kitchen looks like a pigsty because you just pull something out to make yourself something to eat and then you run off like a pig that has eaten its trough empty. Every morning before I go to work, I clean up the mess that you and the rest of the family have left behind. By your own admission, you can't cook to save your life, and now you have the audacity to tell me how to organise the kitchen? And that after you've littered the living room and kitchen with your papers? You know where you can stick your ‘darling’? And by the way, I'm a freaking process engineer, I know more about fluid dynamics than you and so of your colleagues at the ministry combined. One more word about the dishwasher and I will wash your favourite tie in it! Am I understood!"
....
No my reply was: On it dear, why don't you clean your stuff and let me handle this?

I'm such a nice person and too good for this world.

 

[deft]

I'm such a nice person and too good for this world.

And you have a lovely bum!

 

[jonnoback]

We are expecting guests. The sun is shining, perfect weather for a walk. Before that, we will have a cup of tea in the kitchen.
The love of my life: "Darling, could you clean the kitchen after you've used it? You could also put the knives in the other drawer and the dishwasher could be organised more efficiently."
Me: "I got up this morning to make breakfast, then I made lunch for you, among other things. The kitchen looks like a pigsty because you just pull something out to make yourself something to eat and then you run off like a pig that has eaten its trough empty. Every morning before I go to work, I clean up the mess that you and the rest of the family have left behind. By your own admission, you can't cook to save your life, and now you have the audacity to tell me how to organise the kitchen? And that after you've littered the living room and kitchen with your papers? You know where you can stick your ‘darling’? And by the way, I'm a freaking process engineer, I know more about fluid dynamics than you and so of your colleagues at the ministry combined. One more word about the dishwasher and I will wash your favourite tie in it! Am I understood!"
....
No my reply was: On it dear, why don't you clean your stuff and let me handle this?

I'm such a nice person and too good for this world.

You are far too good!

 

[Meekly_Anna]

And you have a lovely bum!

And everyone should agree on this, or else....

 

[hugh_jarce69]

We are expecting guests. The sun is shining, perfect weather for a walk. Before that, we will have a cup of tea in the kitchen.
The love of my life: "Darling, could you clean the kitchen after you've used it? You could also put the knives in the other drawer and the dishwasher could be organised more efficiently."
Me: "I got up this morning to make breakfast, then I made lunch for you, among other things. The kitchen looks like a pigsty because you just pull something out to make yourself something to eat and then you run off like a pig that has eaten its trough empty. Every morning before I go to work, I clean up the mess that you and the rest of the family have left behind. By your own admission, you can't cook to save your life, and now you have the audacity to tell me how to organise the kitchen? And that after you've littered the living room and kitchen with your papers? You know where you can stick your ‘darling’? And by the way, I'm a freaking process engineer, I know more about fluid dynamics than you and so of your colleagues at the ministry combined. One more word about the dishwasher and I will wash your favourite tie in it! Am I understood!"
....
No my reply was: On it dear, why don't you clean your stuff and let me handle this?

I'm such a nice person and too good for this world.

I’ve got a kitchen here you can clean when you’re done, if you like

 

[Meekly_Anna]

I’ve got a kitchen here you can clean when you’re done, if you like

Naked, only wearing an apron I assume....

 

[jonnoback]

Naked, only wearing an apron I assume...

Yes - what else do you wear in the kitchen?

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Yes - what else do you wear in the kitchen?

I somehow have the feeling that you would prefer a lie...

High heels and a hair band.

 

[Quimpossibility]

And everyone should agree on this, or else....

I'd have to see evidence in order to render an objective opinion, and you wouldn't want me to be dishonest ofc