Anyone from the UK?

[LittleGreene]

We have more guests arriving Monday…….

 

[FrozenNorth27]

Morning all from sunny East Midlands! New on here!

 

[jonnoback]

Morning. London.

 

[NewCastle89]

good morning from Ipswich, Certainly a sunny morning here.

Has everyone had a gd Xmas?

 

[Ironfan]

We have more guests arriving Monday…….

Taking advantage of the empty house?

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Morning all, for the second time.

Welcome new cummers I expect @jonnoback will give you the rules of the place

 

[NewCastle89]

Morning all, for the second time.

Welcome new cummers I expect @jonnoback will give you the rules of the place

I’ve been here a long time without an account so I should be good but any rules that could get this sucker in trouble, send em my way.

 

[NewCastle89]

Morning all from sunny East Midlands! New on here!

New also.how have you been finding it

 

[jonnoback]

Morning all, for the second time.

Welcome new cummers I expect @jonnoback will give you the rules of the place

Something about bins and biscuits. Fave Type and which day. Or maybe that’s the wrong way around? Or maybe not?

 

[Bettytheboo]

Christmas was lovely at ours, four young ones and five adults. It was noisy and not one second of telly.

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Something about bins and biscuits. Fave Type and which day. Or maybe that’s the wrong way around? Or maybe not?

If the answer is 42 then you’re on the right track

 

[jonnoback]

Just watching a history program. Think I just heard ‘spent his days drinking and chasing women’… and now there’s moaning. WTF?

 

[NewCastle89]

Something about bins and biscuits. Fave Type and which day. Or maybe that’s the wrong way around? Or maybe not?

Not a soggy one unless dunked in coffee or strong tea.

Bins?

 

[NewCastle89]

Just watching a history program. Think I just heard ‘spent his days drinking and chasing women’… and now there’s moaning. WTF?

In that case, historically speaking, nothing’s changed.

 

[Bettytheboo]

He's moaning as he's not very fit, running after women who are a lot faster maybe?

 

[Bettytheboo]

Just watching a history program. Think I just heard ‘spent his days drinking and chasing women’… and now there’s moaning. WTF?

Being historical, maybe he's chasing women in a suit of armour? Lots of squeaky joint action lol

 

[StrentWriter]

Morning all, hope we are having a pleasant in between Christmas and New Year’s Day today!

 

[jonnoback]

Being historical, maybe he's chasing women in a suit of armour? Lots of squeaky joint action lol

He’s not gonna creep up on anyone squeaking!

 

[angelofthenorth]

He’s not gonna creep up on anyone squeaking!

WD40...anyone!!

 

[KentBloke63]

WD40...anyone!!

vARSEline?

 

[Ironfan]

WD40...anyone!!

Always time for lubrication!!!!

 

[Meekly_Anna]

I'm back in the kitchen again.
Today we're having wild boar mince steak, whole potatoes fried in butter and paprika sauce.
I'm not quite sure about dessert yet. You're supposed to eat seasonally and locally. That would be Christmas cookies.

 

[KentBloke63]

Always time for lubrication!!!!

Lubes for wimps

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Lubes for wimps

Wimps get pussy. Wankers don't.

 

[jonnoback]

WD40...anyone!!

If it moves and shouldn’t then gaffer tape. If it doesn’t move and should WD40. Only two things you’ll ever need