Anyone from the UK?

[EyesOnHers]

If it moves and shouldn’t then gaffer tape. If it doesn’t move and should WD40. Only two things you’ll ever need

The only two things?!

 

[KentBloke63]

Wimps get pussy. Wankers don't.

Yet another SOH by pass.. never mind

 

[angelofthenorth]

If it moves and shouldn’t then gaffer tape. If it doesn’t move and should WD40. Only two things you’ll ever need

ye olde Ann Summers

 

[jonnoback]

I'm back in the kitchen again.
Today we're having wild boar mince steak, whole potatoes fried in butter and paprika sauce.
I'm not quite sure about dessert yet. You're supposed to eat seasonally and locally. That would be Christmas cookies.

I need to be sat at your dining table. Though to be fair the winter sun looks great on mine at the moment.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

I need to be sat at your dining table. Though to be fair the winter sun looks great on mine at the moment.

Same here. Beautiful sunshine, but some snow would be great, I want to go skiing at first of January. Leaving at eight in the morning...

 

[Funcouple1980ss]

Hi everyone. Hope you all had a wonderful Christmas and Boxing Day xx

 

[Bettytheboo]

If it moves and shouldn’t then gaffer tape. If it doesn’t move and should WD40. Only two things you’ll ever need

I do like to be taped up, but that's just me and it's not very seasonal, it's more multi seasonal.

 

[StrentWriter]

The only two things?!

Indeed.

 

[KentBloke63]

I do like to be taped up, but that's just me and it's not very seasonal, it's more multi seasonal.

On me way with the gaffa tape

 

[jonnoback]

I do like to be taped up, but that's just me and it's not very seasonal, it's more multi seasonal.

Well, what I do have are a very particular set of skills.

 

[Bettytheboo]

Well, what I do have are a very particular set of skills.

Oh sir! Pray tell me more x

 

[jonnoback]

Oh sir! Pray tell me more x

I’m an expert in origami. Or is that Shibari? I get them mixed up these days, or rather somewhat tied up.

 

[Bettytheboo]

I’m an expert in origami. Or is that Shibari? I get them mixed up these days, or rather somewhat tied up.

Tied up sounds interesting.

 

[jonnoback]

Tied up sounds interesting.

I think it interests far more people than you’d think. Makes me think I should do a shibari course.

 

[Bettytheboo]

I think it interests far more people than you’d think. Makes me think I should do a shibari course.

I volunteer to be your test subject, but please don't leave me dangling xx

 

[metrifonate]

I think it interests far more people than you’d think. Makes me think I should do a shibari course.

You book a lesson and they tie you up for a full course.

 

[jonnoback]

I volunteer to be your test subject, but please don't leave me dangling xx

Yes. I won’t tell you about my bell ringing experience… apparently you’re supposed to let go once it starts rising