Anyone from the UK?

[mickyp123]

Oh, sorry... what am I, the other woman?!



Xx

Your avatar has triggered a Kinky Mary Poppins fetish

 

[MaudeBlack]

Your avatar has triggered a Kinky Mary Poppins fetish

I'm happy with that! Although I'd make a terrible nanny. I hate children. I smoke, drink and generally avoid housework until it becomes unavoidable.

Could I be Mary Poppins when she's accidentally had her umbrella blown off-course and landed in a rugby teams shower room after they've gotten all sweaty and mucky?

Xx

 

[snexxer]

I'm happy with that! Although I'd make a terrible nanny. I hate children. I smoke, drink and generally avoid housework until it becomes unavoidable.

Could I be Mary Poppins when she's accidentally had her umbrella blown off-course and landed in a rugby teams shower room after they've gotten all sweaty and mucky?

Xx

With such songs as.

Just a, glass full of vodka takes the edge off the fags.

Oh superrugbyplayersnutsacklickedwhileinathreesome.

 

[mickyp123]

I'm happy with that! Although I'd make a terrible nanny. I hate children. I smoke, drink and generally avoid housework until it becomes unavoidable.

Could I be Mary Poppins when she's accidentally had her umbrella blown off-course and landed in a rugby teams shower room after they've gotten all sweaty and mucky?

Xx

And wiggle your practically perfect arse.

 

[Gunter99]

In other news... my latest story is finally published... and it features the eating of a yorkshire pudding.

https://www.literotica.com/s/las-wawas-and-their-personal-chef

Looking forward to the read

 

[jonnoback]

Right... 3 hours of Agile meeting coming right up...

 

[mickyp123]

I'm happy with that! Although I'd make a terrible nanny. I hate children. I smoke, drink and generally avoid housework until it becomes unavoidable.

Could I be Mary Poppins when she's accidentally had her umbrella blown off-course and landed in a rugby teams shower room after they've gotten all sweaty and mucky?

Xx

Ok you lot, time is of the essence so three at a time please.

 

[jonnoback]

Ok you lot, time is of the essence so three at a time please.

This is the UK... so form an orderly queue please

 

[MaudeBlack]

Stop it!
This fantasy has escalated rather.


...


And I don't mind it one bit!

Xx

 

[shamzad_101]

Right... 3 hours of Agile meeting coming right up...

Now that sounds like a phenomenal morning... try to stay awake!

 

[shamzad_101]

Stop it!
This fantasy has escalated rather.


...


And I don't mind it one bit!

Xx

3 or 5 at a time...

 

[mickyp123]

Stop it!
This fantasy has escalated rather.


...


And I don't mind it one bit!

Xx

Superfannycumolisticejaculateyourdoseoverus

 

[MaudeBlack]

3 or 5 at a time...

One underneath. One in my mouth and one in each hand, darling.

Experience counts in these sort of scenarios!

Xx

 

[jonnoback]

Stop it!
This fantasy has escalated rather.
...
And I don't mind it one bit!
Xx

Now you're just reminiscing

 

[TheMarksman]

One underneath. One in my mouth and one in each hand, darling.

Experience counts in these sort of scenarios!

Xx

Surely there’s room for one more

 

[mickyp123]

One underneath. One in my mouth and one in each hand, darling.

Experience counts in these sort of scenarios!

Xx

Then she turns on the Defib, its one BJ one shag and two handjobs they will never forget.

 

[Oldhorndawg]

Wanted to go to the Titanic museum/ display there. Is it any good do you know?

It's brilliant