Anyone from the UK?

Did the neighbours get to see if they bothered to look out of the window? 🤨
I'm fairly certain all of my neighbours have seen all of me over the years (Slept with a fair few of them, because they say don't they "Always shit on your own doorstep").

These days, I'd like to think, most of them are less - "Fuck, Maude is naked! :oops:"
And more - "She's out there - again! :rolleyes:"

Anyway, that's enough oversharing for one morning!

Xx
 
I'm fairly certain all of my neighbours have seen all of me over the years (Slept with a fair few of them, because they say don't they "Always shit on your own doorstep").

These days, I'd like to think, most of them are less - "Fuck, Maude is naked! :oops:"
And more - "She's out there - again! :rolleyes:"

Anyway, that's enough oversharing for one morning!

Xx

Hahaha class 🤣
 
So glad to hear you can move on with your life :)
I'm genuinely excited for you. What's on the agenda?

Xx
Well we can afford a bungalow finally which will make a huge difference to life - I have limits as it was a spinal injury. Don’t get me wrong I’m really good now compared to how I was but that’s largely down to the gastric sleeve - I lost ten stone! So skin removal is defo on the cards… melted candle isn’t a good look haha!
Also booked to take the kids to Disney in September in America so very excited about that. I’m off to Santa Ponsa on Friday till Monday on a hen do - 51 of us and on the Saturday night we’re Nessa and the bride is Bryn 🙈 I look a right twat dressed up haha - lots to look forward to xx
 
I'm fairly certain all of my neighbours have seen all of me over the years (Slept with a fair few of them, because they say don't they "Always shit on your own doorstep").

These days, I'd like to think, most of them are less - "Fuck, Maude is naked! :oops:"
And more - "She's out there - again! :rolleyes:"

Anyway, that's enough oversharing for one morning!

Xx
If they're thinking that then they're idiots! 🤣
 
Good morning beautiful brits. I have a favour to ask. Has anyone heard from @SirSparky? He’s a bit of an older gentleman and I just want to make sure he’s alight? He was very active but has gone silent.
 
Good morning beautiful brits. I have a favour to ask. Has anyone heard from @SirSparky? He’s a bit of an older gentleman and I just want to make sure he’s alight? He was very active but has gone silent.

Haven’t seen him post since Easter. Hope he’s okay. Maybe he’s gone away for a bit?
 
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