Anyone from the UK?

[LucieLou007]

At least you’re free to disagree or agree with yourself.

Very true that!

 

[MerryeMikee]

Very true that!

Whatever you say will be sweetened by chocolate and honeycomb coated lips. (Yes, I’m daydreaming now).

 

[jonnoback]

Result = kind of yes, but i am the only one who knows what I'm saying

You'll have to do that thing where you blow them up in the air and catch them in your mouth

 

[Ironfan]

The benefits of living alone, I don't have to share my big bag of Maltesers

Wondering how many you can fit in your mouth in one go

 

[MaudeBlack]

haha deal, not sure the french one?

The one who played for Arsenal(?) about 20 years ago. He did the car advert! My boyfriend at the time kept quoting it and soon ended up being my ex-boyfriend.

Xx

 

[jonnoback]

The one who played for Arsenal(?) about 20 years ago. He did the car advert! My boyfriend at the time kept quoting it and soon ended up being my ex-boyfriend.

Xx

Everyone loved a bit of Thierry Henri You'd have a lot of fun with him with @LucieLou007

 

[MaudeBlack]

Everyone loved a bit of Thierry Henri You'd have a lot of fun with him with @LucieLou007

Yes! That's the guy! Obviously I now feel old.

In other news, I've just been sent a horrendous dick pic, which featured a toilet. One of the worst things I've ever seen, and I sat through Cats.

Men. No.

Xx

 

[Ironfan]

Yes! That's the guy! Obviously I now feel old.

In other news, I've just been sent a horrendous dick pic, which featured a toilet. One of the worst things I've ever seen, and I sat through Cats.

Men. No.

Xx

I know mine needs a bit of work, but would never take near a toilet. I can only apologise on behalf of the men on here for that one

 

[CharleySoHorny]

Everyone loved a bit of Thierry Henri

I certainly loved a bit of Thierry back in the day. I was living in France when they won the 1998 World Cup and he was

 

[jonnoback]

Yes! That's the guy! Obviously I now feel old.

In other news, I've just been sent a horrendous dick pic, which featured a toilet. One of the worst things I've ever seen, and I sat through Cats.

Men. No.

Xx

What a wanker... not literally... but not sure I want to use a 4 letter word rhyming with hunt.

 

[alba_sun]

What a wanker... not literally... but not sure I want to use a 4 letter word rhyming with hunt.

Oh very possibly a literal one too, I daresay

And yes, sorry for your loss Maude… or in this case, I guess your unwanted gain

 

[alba_sun]

I certainly loved a bit of Thierry back in the day. I was living in France when they won the 1998 World Cup and he was

He certainly had the va-va-voom, as I understand it

 

[MerryeMikee]

Yes! That's the guy! Obviously I now feel old.

In other news, I've just been sent a horrendous dick pic, which featured a toilet. One of the worst things I've ever seen, and I sat through Cats.

Men. No.

Xx

Jumping to a sexual conclusions there, assuming it’s a man!

 

[CharleySoHorny]

He certainly had the va-va-voom, as I understand it

He certainly did, he could va va voom me any day

I’ll get me coat

 

[alba_sun]

He certainly did, he could va va voom me any day

I’ll get me coat

Oh I get the feeling people will secretly admire the relentless dedication to punnery.

I mean, I was working on some form of ‘I’m sure you’d like the sight of his… strip’

Grab my coat while you’re there, could you?

 

[shamzad_101]

Yes! That's the guy! Obviously I now feel old.

In other news, I've just been sent a horrendous dick pic, which featured a toilet. One of the worst things I've ever seen, and I sat through Cats.

Men. No.

Xx

Where's the vom emoji when you need it... How could you sit through cats...

 

[TheMarksman]

Yes! That's the guy! Obviously I now feel old.

In other news, I've just been sent a horrendous dick pic, which featured a toilet. One of the worst things I've ever seen, and I sat through Cats.

Men. No.

Xx

And the hits keep coming in!

What’s going on today! Is it day of the living d****eads?!

 

[Kat90xx]

In other news, I've just been sent a horrendous dick pic, which featured a toilet. One of the worst things I've ever seen, and I sat through Cats.

A toilet dick pic... we've really plumbed new depths... Hope you told him it's not to your "ideal standard"!

 

[MaudeBlack]

A toilet dick pic... we've really plumbed new depths... Hope you told him it's not to your "ideal standard"!

It was sent as a ‘I’ve just had a piss. Here’s my dick.’
I mean, just.
I give up.

Xx

 

[jonnoback]

It was sent as a ‘I’ve just had a piss. Here’s my dick.’
I mean, just.
I give up.

Xx

You’ll have to restrict DMs as theres always gonna be at least one moronic dick here. Sadly.

 

[Ironfan]

I just post mine in a certain Monday thread. If people want to see more, then I'm happy to respond to pm's

 

[TheMarksman]

It was sent as a ‘I’ve just had a piss. Here’s my dick.’
I mean, just.
I give up.

Xx

Report him to TPTB.

 

[snexxer]

It was sent as a ‘I’ve just had a piss. Here’s my dick.’
I mean, just.
I give up.

Xx

What an asshole.
I'd love there to be a thread called Dick-Pic-Pricks.
Name and shame.

 

[Cdp1979]

What an asshole.
I'd love there to be a thread called Dick-Pic-Pricks.
Name and shame.

Sounds like that would be a very long thread sadly…

Unlike the length of their…

 

[Goldenh123456789]

It was sent as a ‘I’ve just had a piss. Here’s my dick.’
I mean, just.
I give up.

Xx

Don’t give up..just give up on men