Anyone from the uk?

hmmmm, maybe later my dear wolf.....for now though I wan yr soft furry body all to myself......

Do have a chance at all?
 
I'm bored...

Bah, today is going ot be a loooong day. I can feel it in my bones.

I'm bored, somebody give me something to do.
I'm serious, i'm sat here clad only in my dressing gown, and i'm bored stiff (not intended to be a double entedre, due to the subject martter of this forum) and i need something to do.

Okay, thought of somethings..
What's everybody's fantasy/fantasies in here?

Paul
xxxx
 
Fantasies

Crist, Silent. That was quick!

Since the ball is defintly rolling, my fantasy is to have sex in a meadow in a forest/woodland clearing. and there's a woods lliterraly at the end of my street, so the location is fine. All i need is a victim... uh... i mean a girl to share the fantasy with.

Paul
xxxx
 
Hey spruce, Brolli wants someone to experiment with!! what was it you was saying about outdoor sex???


:cool:
 
Experiment?!

Not just experiment... perfect!, you cocky bugger you.
 
**grin**

Never mind, silent - and no offence intended, if offence was taken.

And is it me, or is it just us two posting messages now?
 
none taken..........

It's sunday afternoon, im dashing off soon myself, as soon as the star in my dark night returns from her cuppa


SW
 
I'm probbaly going to hang around for a bit - seeing as I have nothing better to do. Listen to some music, be lazy... stuff like that.

Have fun, wherever you go.
 
Hello

After lurking round this site for a couple of months, I thought that I would register and say hello!! Ive found this site to be very addictive!!, I am very happily married but.....get a little bored at times and Ive found literotica to be a great place to relieve that boredom without getting my fingers burnt!

I am also from the UK, Tyneside to be precise, where weve actually got some sunshine for a change today.

Looking forward to getting to know you all

Rosie xxx
 
welcome

Hello Rosie, your other half isnt called Jim is he???

Sorry crap joke!

Welcome join us, if u hear the voices just ignore them, they try and make u do things but u must resist

SW
 
Re: welcome

silent_wolf said:
Hello Rosie, your other half isnt called Jim is he???

Sorry crap joke!

Welcome join us, if u hear the voices just ignore them, they try and make u do things but u must resist

SW

Thankyou SW, yep it was a crap joke..lol

Now about these voices, what happens if I dont resist??
 
voices

Rosie, they scare me they make me look at pics of nude women!! they make me cover myself in choc and run round in silk boxer shorts with red hearts on........


Im not mental im perfectly sane..... no your not, yes i am, no your not!!!!!!!!

:cool:
 
Hi all

Silent.....u say some of the sweetest things....a girl could fall in love with man like u...............

Welcoem rosie, hope u stick around. Brolli and i are v close to yourself , nice to see that someone else says the sun occasionally shines here too, my friends think I lie lol

As for u brolli.......we need to get u laid i think lol, yr a virtual hormone me dear lol


till later, my cuppa is finished and Im hoping for my dear friend retsam will visit or that there may be a soft furry body to lean into.

Spruce xxxx:heart: :heart:
 
chocolate

Did someone say chocolate....I love chocolate, I crave chocolate, is it true that if you lick the chocolate off someone else's body the calorie content belongs to them so you can lick as much as you want??

Hi Sprucett, I noticed from your earlier postings that your just down the road from me....Ive a few friends down that way.
 
chocie

2 b honest im not sure Rosie, but its fun working it out......

its good to see a spat of posting going on. So Rosie how do u like our little household, im fairly new but starting to get known

And everyone loves me, at least thats what the voices tell me
 
Hi rosie

Chocolate... hmmm, i'm not that huge a fan of chockie. Too boring. But syaing that, I'm still bore outa my wits. ARGH!

PS: Bonus points to anybody who knows where the name "Brolli" comes from ;-)
 
Oh the possibilities Brolli.....rain? vegetables?

Yeh Rosie, v close, u got friends near me? poor them lol Its nice having ppl know where Middlesbrough is, the benefits of a uk thread lol

Silent, it is nice to see the site picking up alittle today, has been a bit quiet lately....Im watching Driving Miss Daisy on tv, I love sundays...
 
Re: Hi rosie

Brolli said:
Chocolate... hmmm, i'm not that huge a fan of chockie. Too boring. But syaing that, I'm still bore outa my wits. ARGH!

PS: Bonus points to anybody who knows where the name "Brolli" comes from ;-)

Hi Brolli, Chocolate's not boring, Ive a hundred and one uses for the stuff!!

"Brolli" is that something to with stars or astromony??
 
chocie

Rosie, u wanna expand on what u can do with choc????

This is starting to get interesting
 
Brolli... what's a Brolli?

Oooooh, Spruce...
You're so close with 'vegetables'
and Rosie ("She's a whole lotta woman! a whole lotta rosie!" - Bon Scott - may he rest in piece) Stars? STARS?! um, no.

I wouldn't mind knowing these 101 uses for chocolate ;)
 
Re: chocie

silent_wolf said:
Rosie, u wanna expand on what u can do with choc????

This is starting to get interesting

erm....I wouldnt want to get into any bother for corrupting the young, so I better just keep them to myself for the moment:)
 
damm it

O Rosie Rosie Rosie,

Im sure given time there are plently of things this pup could teach u! ive got a big furry tail u know!!

SW
 
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