Anyone from the uk?

[big salami]

Re: Weekend Blues

Morning all,

*smile* Salami I am flattered that you would entertain such a notion. Ahhh threesome's in London been there before. ;-) *giggle* Though normally it is a Poetic Sandwich. Something about being filled to the brim that makes a ladies weekend.

I am currently exploring one sexy Cambridge boy. Nothing like a bit of confidence building to make one feel a bit less like de Sade and more like Mother Theresa. Though I am about as far from saintly as you can get.

Hmmmm Salami is it true that men get better with age? I enjoy a fine wine!

D

poetic my dear,
strangely enough i have just been posting to you about that very subject elsewhere, cum, try a sip of the fine wine with the "big Salami" label! it is best served at room teperature and it is an unusual but, some say addictive bouquet, in that it gets hotter as the night wears on but, not out!!

very reasonably priced too, free to a good home, a very fruity blend!



The Big Salami has spoken! and is waiting, corkscrew in hand!
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[sprucett_78]

hi all, justa quick hi....

how is all, getting plenty of fluids i hope...enjoy the wine tasting poetic and let me know, i like a good bottle of wine...

Salami, the group should be accessabel, sign in and then join...should be ok to...

Take care all, im off to bed, alone....boo hoo, not well still so i am keeping all tucked up, any hot water bottles want to join me?

C u al later xxxx

 

[big salami]

Martini!!

evenin guys !

Martini ? Do u know me salami, my fave drink...although i chicken out i like it dry with 7 up.....not quite high class but the best thirst quencher after i good orgasm.



did u see my post salami about the meet?


spruce xxx

my version of martini spruce, anytime, anyplace, anywhere!!

hope you're soon better spruce but, if needed, i do radiate heat, just lay your body next to, or even on top of/under mine! you'll soon be HOT baby!!


ok with a meet sweetie, how about you, poetic and me, just a small intimate gathering? poetic might like that too, she wants to conduct some experiments!!



The Big Salami has spoken! and tries to transmit healing waves to
=================== spruce, telepathically!

 

[mefisto]

adding to the UK team is...

another amn for the melting pot. am 28, live in london and have a beautiful girlfriend. Only problem is our sex life is not all I want it to be though she's perfectly happy, so Lit is a god send. Loads of great stories and the possibility ofr a bit of erotic cybering. got loads of fantasies, some of which I could never imagine actually fulfilling, others i'd leap through hoops to do. Above all, got a good imagination and like the erotic power of the writtein word, get in touch if you'd like me to help you on your way... x

 

[Guest]

Brit threes

Former wife's awakening after visit from our friend.

 

[big salami]

Re: Brit threes

Former wife's awakening after visit from our friend.

HUH?? what?? hhmmmppphhh!!! have i missed something??
identify yourself oh poster of weird messages!!



The Big Salami has spoken! and still doesn't understand what
=================== the hell that was all about!!

 

[Braveheart_1969]

Another Brit here, living In London.

The percentage of blokes on here must be pretty high

With regard to the size thing I can only imagine it's very shallow men/women that bother about that. Who wants a mini when you can have a Rolls Royce with all the extra comfort and padding.

To all you lovely ladies have a from me.

 

[big salami]

are you really?

Another Brit here, living In London.

The percentage of blokes on here must be pretty high

With regard to the size thing I can only imagine it's very shallow men/women that bother about that. Who wants a mini when you can have a Rolls Royce with all the extra comfort and padding.

To all you lovely ladies have a from me.

if you're really him, show the girls your bun!! lmfao

welcome bro, we have a laugh here too!


The Big Salami has spoken! and taken the urine, jokingly!!
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[UKPoeticDreamer]

*perk*

Did I hear someone sexy is gonna show their bum?

*giggle*

Always "up" for a perv....
Yipeeee!!!!


D

 

[big salami]

Re: *perk*

Did I hear someone sexy is gonna show their bum?

*giggle*

Always "up" for a perv....
Yipeeee!!!!


D

don't get too excited PD, he aint done it yet, i've got a feeling he's an imposter!! lol

here's mine though!! (/)(l)(\) wiggled for you PD !!




The Big Salami has spoken! and wiggled his bum!!
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[silent_wolf]

Hi uk-a-ens ?????

Just thought id say hello male from the midlands here, good to see some english on a american dominated site



SW

 

[UKPoeticDreamer]

Brits...Yanks... and all that

Hey ya,

Just a note on the visibility of Brits on this site. I think there are people from all over the world on this site. *smile* There are lots of Ukers in other threads and some are more vociferous than others. The great part about Lit I find is the community thing. I enjoy talking from "open-minded" (read slightly perverted) people from all over the world. We find more Americans, Canadians, Ozzies, Kiwi's and Brits on here because English is our first language. And who would want to try to chat about the nuances of sex in another language when they have a hard enough time in their own. Americans, due to their large internet presence, are almost always the majority on sites like these. But if you are an Internet oldie like me you know on chat channels and irc there are a huge number of Indians and other English-speaking people.


England has one of the largest swingers communities outside of Holland and though our porn industry is quite erm "soft-core" there are quite a few very inventive amateurs out there. My style of English is a mixture as my parentage is American but my heart and body rest in England. I consider myself a mixed breed though appreciate the wit and demure sexuality of English men as well as the brash naivety of the American. *smile* Now I am working on my men of the world tour.... *smile* I think I have New Zealand and Canada left *giggle*

<--- gets back in her box.


D

 

[silent_wolf]

Brits, Yanks and all that.....

Well hello there all knowing 1 hehe

Looks like i made a bit of an impression with my post?? my general point was as i havent been posting long, all the posts i come across (no pun intended) there seems to be a lot of americans..... I think it is just me being naive ;-)

SW

 

[Astroman]

anyone from the uk ?.

RULE BRITANNA .

I am, down south

QUESTION .Is cyber sex only performed by members of the Doctor Who fan club?.The wife would like to try it but,I can not find a costume .

 

[silent_wolf]

Dr Who fanclub

haha cyber sex is a strange ol ritual, ur misses must talk to some very odd people m8?

 

[sprucett_78]

Hi

kisses all round......cyber land......hehehe......well at least these rooms aren't rented by the hour !

 

[silent_wolf]

Over 2 hours between posts blimey lol a lot can be done in that time!!

 

[sprucett_78]

lol i wish....im stuck in bed with a bad chest....

got a tub of vicks if wanna help me silent ? lol

all shivery still, thought i was going to get b s to come and give me rub down but no such luck, and with no toy im in a womans nightmare lol what u been upto then? just sent u a mail btw

And where is evryone today?

 

[silent_wolf]

b s ??? whats that??

Id love to put vic on your chest girl on girl mmmmmmmmmm hehehe sorry

anyway there are other ways to get rid of a cold, i hear if u sweat it out it goes quicker?? Im sat here on my own watching some strange thing on ITV bit bored to be honest with u dear lady

btw page is taking a while to refresh is it me or the site???

SW

 

[sprucett_78]

LOL well, girl on girl, ok, its been a while for me in view of a lady friend, I could do with a little tlc right now lol,

I know what u mean about boredom, been in bed for about 3 days now.....AAARRRGGGHHHHHH goin nuts....Im watching that Barrymore thing and then flicking to the crime thing, I am that bored too, might have to find my fave film on vid...Labyrinth. Old I know but it always cheers me up....

Refresh the page yrself hun, it can sometimes not do it by itself,either that or set up yr next post to send u an email, I do and that way I just come back to the page when I hear the bing lol just means I have to delete them all later from my inbox....

so then.....who is thee? tell us more about u....I will aswell if u like.....

b s is big salami, resident daddy and professional ego booster, i luv him xxxx never fails to make me smile

 

[silent_wolf]

c mail, lol

So u need some TLC?? how about some lemsip and and film, not sure about labyrinth though, maybe Patch Adams always brings a tear to my eye usually cause i drop the video on my foot...............

SW

 

[Guest]

uk male here

 

[silent_wolf]

ty

well well well sprucett who would have thought ehhhh??

Just a little thank u note, 4 your company tonight

 

[big salami]

that's bloody charmin'

lol i wish....im stuck in bed with a bad chest....

got a tub of vicks if wanna help me silent ? lol

all shivery still, thought i was going to get b s to come and give me rub down but no such luck, and with no toy im in a womans nightmare lol what u been upto then? just sent u a mail btw

And where is evryone today?

well, i mean, the only reason you had no such luck spruce is because you didn't ask!! no good complaining about your luck if the first i hear of you predicament is in a post at 2.30a.m. and when you're asleep already!

if you want a rub anywhere with anything, just whistle babe, and old bs will come arunning, with toys in his pockets!!




The Big Salami has spoken! and missed a bloody chance, again!
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[sprucett_78]

Evening

Well well indeed silent, ty for a lovely evening, maybe we can do it again sometime.....

As fou Big S, yr still the daddy, dont worry hun lol silent just had a way with the vicks hehehehe

Anyway i'm shattered and it is late in spruces bedroom so i am off to check my eyelids for light leaks...c u all 2morrow.