Anyone have any quotes/maxims that they live their lives by?

Some people need a really good reason for beer and BBQ. I am not one of those people. - my 2nd live-in Dom's current FB status
 
It is what it is and we are where we are so let’s make the best of it.
 
Prostate health flourishes best by condom-fucking him like a naughty bitch

(Quote courtesy of Johns Hopkins Medical Center receptionist Tiki)
 
Giving up guitar players is a lot like giving up cigarettes. It's easy. I've done it a hundred times.
for me, guitar players are easy, but keyboard players occasionally sneak in somehow
 
"No challenge should be faced without a little charm and a lot of style" The Bluetones.

"Ain't no thing like me except me" Rocket Raccoon
 
Early in my career someone told me

“Be careful who you shit on to scramble up the ladder, because they’ll be waiting to help kick you all the way back down when you slip”
 
The lust for comfort murders the passion of the soul, and then walks grinning in the funeral.
 
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