Anyone have any quotes/maxims that they live their lives by?

[kellyt1994]

I earned and own every scar, broken bone, and lost tooth that I have. They are the story of my journey through life.

Reminds me of the intro to the Kvothe books.

"I have earned all those names. All bought and paid for."

 

[kellyt1994]

she comes back to tell me she's gone
as if I didn't know that
as if I didn't know my own bed
as if I'd never noticed the way she brushed her hair from her forehead - Willie and Paul Simon

 

[Jeanie99]

It is what it is.

 

[TiedbyChris]

You never truly regret the things you did, only the things you didn’t do.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Today is a beautiful day, because you are in the world

 

[kreemi_pi]

Wait patiently beside the river, and eventually the bodies of your enemies will come floating by.

 

[Jaws82]

The invoice always gets paid.

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

Pussy makes the world go round

 

[PacificWaves]

Don’t shake the tree if the fruit ain’t ripe

 

[kellyt1994]

And if you happen to be a woman, Scott here will finger you with his penis. - Ashley Schaeffer

 

[VamPal1]

Fuck em.

 

[kellyt1994]

It turns out they were pulling over everyone driving down that particular sidewalk. That's profiling. And profiling is wrong. - Ron White

 

[Pavlovsdog6862]

“ 20 years from now, you’ll be more disappointed in the things that you didn’t do, then by the things you did! So what are you waiting for? “

 

[angelofthenorth]

Why walk in the sun, when you dance in the moon

 

[PacificWaves]

It’s hard to make accurate predictions, especially about the future.

 

[latecomer91364]

Time is nature's way of making sure everything doesn't happen at once.

 

[LeSabreur]

If you can laugh at yourself you will have an endless supply of amusement.

 

[LittleGreene]

A successful relationship is about perfect love for an imperfect person

 

[PotNoodle79]

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn

 

[enQji]

Keep your friends close, keep your enemies in a freezer.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Alcohol is a problem, in that it tempts one to shoot at authorities - and miss!

 

[snexxer]

Everyone has a flat stomach. However like me the L is sometimes silent.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

"today is a good day to die"
--Klingon warriors

 

[LeSabreur]

All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone.
-- Blaise Pascal

 

[UsuallyPresent]

"today is a good day to die"
--Klingon warriors

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country." - Gen George Patton