Anyone remember LusterMunky?

[1Lion]

 

[1Lion]

Okay! Time to organize the nuptials. If you wish to apply for open position please have your people get in touch with my people.

Bride: @Trekka

Groom: 1Lion

Bride’s Matron of Honor:

Groom’s Best Woman: @Photog1rl (speech required)

Caterer: ?

Bartender: ?

DJ: ?

Flowers: ?

Lit Padre to perform ceremony: ?

Litster with running stream of smartass remarks: ?

Guy who shouts “Fuck This!!” when Lit Padre asks “. . .or forever hold your peace”: @Taegul

Lurkers: Lurkers

Entertainment: Standup comedy routine, @Lord Pmann & @ydahecnot (fresh off their flop Lenny Bruce tribute tour in Hoboken NJ)

Pay Per View provider: ?

Litster who catches brides bouquet: ?

Everyone who has or wants to fuck Trekka: please sign up here.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Well, obviously @Mo_Bandy should be the DJ and @Whiskeyjack should perform the ceremony.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Entertainment: Standup comedy routine, @Lord Pmann & @ydahecnot (fresh off their flop Lenny Bruce tribute tour in Hoboken NJ)

I’ve got this killer bit I stole from Louis CK…

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Well, obviously @Mo_Bandy should be the DJ and @Whiskeyjack should perform the ceremony.

I dont know. I did DJ a wedding years back. People got kinda pissed off. I got wasted and just blasted weirdo music all night including this. Some elderly couple were slow dancing to it but everyone else was angry.

 

[1Lion]

I dont know. I did DJ a wedding years back. People got kinda pissed off. I got wasted and just blasted weirdo music all night including this. Some elderly couple were slow dancing to it but everyone else was angry.

I was thinking more along the lines of a nice blend of:

Barry White
Don't you know how sweet and wonderful, life can be
I'm asking you baby, to get it on with me
And Spice:
Foot pon shoulder, drop soap
Back shot, lizard lap
Skin out pon head top
Roast duck, mi know that
Doggy style, missionary, seesaw, mi nah flop
Wheelbarrow, monkey bar
Womb turn, I don’t stop

 

[1Lion]

what is the grooms usher? I thought I was your best (wo)man? Is that the same thing?

Usher is best man. Hokay, best woman then.

 

[Cindy027]

How many no’s have you got out of 359 posts?

 

[1Lion]

Not sure I understand the question, Cindy. 'No' to what?

 

[Bdm20]

Perhaps Cindy is asking how many people don’t remember Lustermonkey?

 

[Cindy027]

Not sure I understand the question, Cindy. 'No' to what?

Anyone remember LusterMunky​

 

[1Lion]

Perhaps Cindy is asking how many people don’t remember Lustermonkey?

OH! Duh. Probably most or everyone who has not found this thread? Which would 99% of Lit?

 

[Cindy027]

It was 259 posts to a thread called ‘Anyone remember LusterMonkey’. That’s a lot of yesses sooo I was wondering (because I’m hilarious) how many no’s he got. I understand people don’t get my vague humour most of the time but it’s not like I really care

 

[1Lion]

It was 259 posts to a thread called ‘Anyone remember LusterMonkey’. That’s a lot of yesses sooo I was wondering (because I’m hilarious) how many no’s he got. I understand people don’t get my vague humour most of the time but it’s not like I really care

True, but hardly 259 that remember LusterMunky. Eight or ten maybe?

 

[Trekka]

I was told there would be no math at this wedding.

 

[1Lion]

Trekka! Finishing stuff up will be with you soon.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Usher is best man. Hokay, best woman then.

Are Luda and Lil Jon going to be there too?

 

[1Lion]

Are Luda and Lil Jon going to be there too?

Don't know them, but all are welcome if they're pervy.

 

[Taegul]

FUCK THIS!

 

[Mrtenant]

FUCK THIS!

Tell us how you really feel?

 

[Taegul]

Tell us how you really feel?

Hey, I'm just following instructions from post 354 above.